The Bunny Jokes Page! Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A: A receding hare line. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: Its been nice gnawing you. Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it? A: A rabbit hole. Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip? A: They both have cotton tails. Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent? A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money. Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun? A: A hot cross bunny. Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee? A: A honey bunny. Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk? A: They both have big ears. Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny? A: Because it runs. Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent? A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other. If you have any more bunny jokes, please send them to rabbit@wantree.com.au and we'll add them to this page!