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When I first started playing Ultimate, I was introduced the Ultimate-centric team chants. Teams, with spirit, would spout verse and songs at each other after a game, often praising the opposition. Many chants contain lewd references which seem to reach new lows, often leaving the opposing team speechless. So, without further adieu, I present Australian Ultimate Nationals 2000 chants, from the perspective of ComoninIwannlaya, the spirit kings 2000. |
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Wanalaya vs Feral - a limmerick | |
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There was a team called Feral Who had a porn doll called Cheryl We played on grass We were outclassed Next time play at your peril
Hmmm A bit weak, but it was our team's first chant. Incidently we went down 17-0.
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Wanalaya vs Big Mamma - Sesame Street Theme Song | |
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Big Mamma, Come and Play We Scored a point today Here in PErth Where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how.. How to score again, at this meet
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Wanalaya vs West Spots - I'm a little teapot..... | |
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I'm a little West spot Short and stout. Here are my handlers go layout. We we get a score down Here us shout! But most the time We throw it out!
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Wanalaya vs Action Men - Bye Bye Ms American Pie | |
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A long long time ago We began to write this song And maybe it will happen in a while. And next game might just come But we tripled our highest score Our job is done. So good luck Action MEn Be happy and smile! Chorus So Bye Bye We saw the Action MEn Fly Threw the Frisbee to the end zone But the disc was too high! And the good ol' boys were Spanking on the side Who Cares if they're Straight Gay or Bye!
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Wanalaya vs Floral - Time Warp | |
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It's astounding, time is fleeting Floral, takes control and with a bit of a disc flick Your making the catch stick And nothing will ever be the same!
It's just a fake to the left and a cut to the righ......t With your hands on your disc And then it's down the line.
But it's the out of bounds huck that really drives us insane Lets see the clam zone again! Lets see the clam zone again! |
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AUC2000 Chants
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University of Sydney - The Unvigorous Capybaras Tune - Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Capybara sits in the old gum tree Largest rodent in the world is he Huck, capybara, huck, How "unvigorous" life must be Capybara sits on the old dun-nee Largest shit in the world does he-e Fuck, capybara fuck Oh how raw your butt must be Capybara sits and stares at the ceiling Having sex with you is so unappealing Laugh capybara laugh How "unvigorous" your sex life must be. |
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