The Thong Story

The thongs included in this story are: hooker thong, Dr thong, microthong, astro thong, king thong, cowboy thong, holy thong, intelligent thong, drug thong, flying thong.

The ten thongs all decided to go for a group walk toward the cliff. "It is a lovely day for a walk isn't it Dr thong?" Hooker thong said tryingto crack onto Dr thong. "Yes it is a nice day. The scenery is very nice,"replied Dr thong.

Astro thong and Flying thong were flying above the other thongs and talking to each other. "Look at all of them. They aren't even watching where they are going. There is a cliff up ahead. We had better look outfor it," Astro thong said. "Alright Astro thong. We had better go and tell them," Flying thong replied.

Astro thong and Flying thong flew down and told the rest of the thongs about the cliff. They took off again and soared high above the clouds. Astro thong heard a micro voice saying "Aaagh. Astro thong let me down!" "Micro thong. Is that you? What are you doing up here?" Astro thong asked, thoroughly shocked. "I jumped on your rocket when you came to talk to the group because I wanted to fly, but you went too high."

Astro thong flies down and Micro thong jumps off. "There you are Micro thong! Where have you been?" asked King thong. "We thought that we had lost you," said Cowboy thong. Micro thong was happy in an ecstatic state when Intelligent thong fell off the cliff.

The nine other thongs looked over the edge, expecting the worst, but Intelligent thong had landed on a rocky ledge about four feet down and was standing looking up at the rest of the thongs.

"Are you alright Intelligent thong? Are you hurt?" asked Holy thong. "I'm fine Holy thong, I just want to get off this ledge," Intelligent thong replied. "We'll try to get you up Intelligent thong," said Astro thong.

Dr thong looks over the edge and looks at Intelligent thong, "Intelligent thong are you sure you are alright? You look as though you have a nasty cut on your strap." "Oh it's alright Dr thong. It is bleeding a fair bit but don't you worry." Said Intelligent thong. "I'm coming down. Stayput," said Dr thong. "Alright. I've got nowhere to go anyway."

Astro thong, Flying thong and Holy thong helped to get Dr thong onto the ledge. Dr thong assisted to Intelligent thongs sores. Then Hooker thong, who is madly in love with Dr thong, decided that she couldn't handle it anymore and jumped down to join Dr thong on the ledge.

As Hooker thong did this Cowboy thong, King thong and Holy thong all tried to stop Hooker thong but they ended up falling onto the ledge aswell.

In all the action Micro thong was knocked off the edge and a draft of wind blew him across. Astro thong saved Micro thong and as he took off, he knocked Drug thong off the edge. Drug thong landed on the ledge and continued pumping drugs, not fussed by anything.

"Astro thong and Flying thong do you think that you could fly each of us to safety?" Asked Intelligent thong. "Good, intelligent idea."

Astro thong and Flying thong flew everyone to safety and the ten thongs went home.