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Episode Three - Christmas Special

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree. It's Christmas time on The PC...

The flickering candle flickers no more... Alexandra has managed to waste 2 hours staring at the wall and Carlos has grown fidgety. Carlos removes his glass eye, cleans it on his sleeve, pops it back in and says, "Come on, Alexandra! We're all waiting for your answer. Will you marry the richest man in Harbour Town, aka me, aka Carlos Richman?"
Alexandra looks at Carlos intensely. She notices that he has managed to put his glass eye in backwards and he suddenly doesn't look quite so irresistable. But, boy! What a body! That intense training he does every morning certainly pays off.
"Carlos, my potato chip. I know you want an answer. I know the millions of people viewing this want an answer. And I am about to give you an answer. And the answer is..."

DRAMATIC MUSIC GALORE

At that exact, perfectly timed moment, Malcolm Shady bursts through the door, his long hair as greasy as ever.
"Carlos, there's no easy way to say this but I have something very important to tell you and I have to tell you at this precise moment," declares Malcolm, running his hand through his hair and wiping the grease onto his pants.

We wish to interrupt this program to announce that The PC will not be updated between Christmas and New Year. It will return early in January. The PC crew would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. We would like to leave you with Carlos Richman singing his favourite Christmas carol...

Carlos: This one is for all the readers out there! I hope you like it guys! And I just want to say, I LOVE YOU!!!

Carlos, the rich man, Richman
Had a very glassy eye
And if you ever saw it
You would most likely sigh...

And all the women loved him
And often shouted out in glee,
Carlos, the rich man, Richman
You'll go down in history!

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