Exodus
20:26 God specifies
building of altar to prevent exposure of
nakedness
22:19 Death
decreed for bestiality
33:17-23 God moons Moses
Numbers
31:1-18;28-47 God commands genocide of Midianites
Leviticus
12:1-8 Bible calls
childbirth a sin
15:16-18 Sperm and intercourse
are unclean
15:19-33 Menstruation unclean;
elaborate rules
15:29-30 Women must make sin offering
for menstrual periods
18:22 Homosexuality
declared an abomination
18:23 More bestiality
19:1,20-22 Man gets forgiven, slave girl gets
flogging
20:10 Adulterers
shall be put to death
20:13 Death
decreed for homosexuals
20:15-16 Death decreed for bestiality
(& beast)
26:29 Curse:
Eat your sons and daughters
Numbers
5:11-31 Gods fidelity test
for women only
31:1-18 Moses orders that
virgins be kept, other captives slain
Deuteronomy
3:1-7 Kill men,
women, & children
21:10-14 God okays captured maidens
as trial wives
22:5 Men's
clothing not to be worn by women, & vice versa
22:13-21 A bride not a virgin
must die
22:23-26 Virgin raped in city
given no pity
23:12-14 Defecation: Carry paddle,
dig hole, & cover up
25:5-10 Woman has cause
to spit in man's face
25:11-12 A woman shall have her
hand cut off for touching a penis
22:28-29 Paying father to have
sex with daughter
23:1 Man
"wounded in the stones" can't enter congregation
23:2 Children
born out of wedlock condemned as bastards to 10th
generation
23:10-11 Cleanliness called for
in nocturnal emissions
24:1 Man
can divorce wife through eviction
28:27 Haemorrhoids
("emerods") punishment for sin
28:30 Lord's
curse: Another man shall lie with groom's bride first
28:53-57 Curse: Eat your own body
& children
Judges
3:20-22 Dagger in fat king's
gut gets "dirt" out
4:4-22 Hammer &
nail murder by woman
8:30 Gideon
had many wives, concubines
11:29-40 Jephtha's daughter: human
sacrifice
19:1-30 Woman raped and
ruined by homosexuals
21:6-25 Amidst carnage virgins
captured for wives
Ruth
3:6-9 To "hook"
him as husband, Ruth sleeps with Boaz
4:9-10 Boaz buys Ruth
1samuel
5:9-12 Philistines
"smitten with emerods" as punishment for
stealing ark
6:1-5 To placate
God, make golden emerods
15:3 God
orders Saul to kill suckling babes
18:23-27 200 foreskins gain David
a king's daughter
25:22,34 Any that pisseth against
the wall
2Samuel
3:7
More concubine hanky-panky
11:1-27 Uriah sent to lose
his life so David can get his wife
12:7-12 Obscene performance
to be viewed by all Israel
5:13 David
had many wives, concubines
Chapter 13 Amnon rapes his sister
16:20-23 Absalom copulates with
father's concubines on rooftop
20:3 David
imprisons concubines for above
1Kings
1:1-4 Virgin
as therapy for sick old man unsuccessful
11:1-10 Wise Solomon has
wives and concubines galore
14:10 Him that
pisseth against the wall
16:11 One that
pisseth against a wall
21:21 Him that
pisseth against the wall
2Kings
6:24-33 "So we boiled my
son, and did eat him"
9:8
Subject not mentioned in sermons
23:7 Male
houses of prostitution destroyed
1Chronicles
1:32-33 Abraham's concubines
have children
2Chronicles
11:21 King Rehoboam
had 18 wives & 60 concubines
Esther
Chapters 1-2 Sexual contest to decide new queen
Song Of Solomon
Isaiah
3:16 "...and the Lord will discover their secret parts"
9:20 Every man shall eat the flesh of his own arm
14:21-22 Slaughter children for fathers' iniquity
16:11 Biblical boast: "My bowels shall sound like an harp"
36:12 Eating dung and drinking piss
Jeremiah
16:4 Grievous, obscene deaths
Lamentations
2:19 Something to lament
4:10 Women boil children for food
Ezekiel
4:12-15 God says: Eat bread defiled with dung
5:8-10 What's for dinner?
8:2 Lord's loins make guest appearance
16:15 Fornications pour out
16:36-37 Their "filthiness poured out..."
23:1-40 Sex organs and ejaculate of harlots' lovers
compared to asses & horses
29:7-8 God performs bloody castration via a sword
Hosea
1:2-11 God tells Hosea to take whore to wife
2:1-15 Complications ensue (lewdly described)
Nahum
3:4-6 Lord: "I will discover thy skirts upon thy face"
Malachi
2:1-4 An angry god will spread faeces on your faces
Matthew
5:27-30 A man may lust but it's not considered just
5:31-32 Man can divorce wife for fornication only
19:3-9 Man who divorces and remarries is adulterer
19:12 Castrate yourself for Jesus
22:24 Law of Onan
Luke
2:21 Eight day old Jesus is circumcised
Acts
5:38 Eunuch baptised
15:24 Circumcision is not commandment
16:3 Paul circumcises adult
Romans
1:26-32 Gay men and lesbians "worthy of death"
I CORINTHIANS
6:18-20 Abstain form sex
7:1-40 To be more holy, refrain from sex wholly
7:18-19 If you're not circumcised, stay that way
Galatians
5:1-4 Paul speaks against circumcision
1Timothy
3:2,12 More than 1 wife OK, except for bishop, deacon
Revelation
17:1-6 A whore is stripped, eaten and burned
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Teachings
of the "Prince of Peace"
Luke
12:51-2
"Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay;
but
rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house
divided, three against two, and two against three."
14:26
"If any man come unto me, and hate not his father, and mother, and
wife,
and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also,
he
cannot be my disciple."
19:27
"But those mine enemies which would not that I should reign over them,
bring hither, and slay them before me."
Matthew
10:34
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I come not to send
peace, but a sword."
10:35-6
"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the
daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother
in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household."
15:4
"For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that
curseth father or mother, let him die the death."
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Addendum
Exodus
22:18 Reason for murder of millions of innocent women
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Leviticus
24:16 Death for pronouncing name of Yahweh (the "Lord")
Romans
13:1-6 Obey the leader, even if it's Hitler!