FILE COPY by Bob Pemberton

UN Secretary General Robert Remo pondered his task organizer, realized
he was late for an important meeting and called up his secretrary.
        "Miss Neon" he strapped himself in the teleporter "could you
teleport me immediately to the Global warming convention on Moonbase IX.
I'm already in the chair."
        "Right away Sir". She called up Windows 2044 Avatar Manager,
found Remo's avatar-icon in the UN folder and dragged him to the
Moonbase IX folder. Easy as pie.

It turned out to be a fruitful meeting, Remo thought, with all nations
deciding to reduce gaseous emissions by 2% by 2500 - except for
Australia who got a 9% increase over 2005 levels. 
However, he was in for a shock when Miss Neon teleported him back to his
UN office. There was his exact double - his clone - sitting in his
leather chair reviewing his papers. He grabbed the intercom.
        "Miss Neon!"
        "Yes Mr Remo"
        "How did you teleport me to Moonbase IX ?"
        "I, um, dragged your avatar from the UN folder to the Moonbase
IX folder. Why, is everything OK"
        "You didn't happen to hold down the control key again did you".
There was a short pause.
        "Isn't that what the manual says ?"
Remo tried to contain himself.
        "Miss Neon !"
        "Yes Sir ?"
        "You left a copy of me in my office and I also now have a double
who is waiting in the departure lounge on Moonbase!"
        "Uh Oh. Sorry Sir". She began to sob.
        He thought for a moment. "Look Miss Neon, could you book
yourself into a Windows 2044 Avatar Manager course immediately."
"Right away sir".
"And Miss Neon, one last thing. Could you move my, er, companions to the
recycle bin - like NOW!"