Our runs consist of two groups - the runners and walkers. Runs usually originate from the hares place of residence and that person supplies the food. Run fees are 3 Pounds ($7.00) per run that goes towards food and photos. We have two major runs in a year, being our Xmas run and the AGM.

Our committee consists of a Great Grand Master (Re-titled on recommendation of Roo-Ted), On-Sec, 2 Klaxons, Ancestral Advisor, and a Sage. (Well we started off that way. Now we have a few others, things were getting too much for this lot.)

Because of our ageing years we sit during the circles, tell mainly old people type jokes, take memory pills for forgetfulness... oh and of course we drink piss.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.