Hash Oldies Still Hashing...

(Est. 24th May 1994)
Perth, Western Australia:

HOSH HASH is a running/walking/rambling club
that was formed mainly for the over 50's...
We run the last Tuesday of the month at 6.30pm
at different venues around Perth, Western Australia.
Junior members are accepted, but they must be over 45.
Junior members do NOT get a vote,
they only get the experience...
   On On.

Last Tuesday Every Month

Today is:

Next Run:


GM's 1994- 2016

                                     27 Shades of Grey... Christmas Run 2016  13th December 2016
                                     Run number 274 held at Fresh and Woolies Ranch in Muchea.
                                     Run Rating 12 out of 10. (According to Woolies)...

Old Man


Our runs consist of two groups - the runners and walkers. Runs usually originate from the hares place of residence and that person supplies the food. Run fees are 5 Pounds ($10.00) per run that goes towards food and now includes your raffle ticket. We have two major runs in a year, being our Xmas run and the AGM.

Our committee consists of a Great Grand Master (Re-titled on recommendation of Roo-Ted), On-Sec, 2 Klaxons, Ancestral Advisor, and a Sage. (Well we started off that way. Now we have a few others, things were getting too much for this lot.)

Because of our ageing years we sit during the circles, tell mainly old people type jokes, take memory pills for forgetfulness... oh and of course we drink piss.


Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.




Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

                 You can now get the 'Location of The Next Run' and
the 'Receding Hareline' on your smartphone.

Go to hoshhash.com/mobile/

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.


Getting old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional...




Hosh Hash You Beauty On On