Howlong - GGM 2011 - 2012
Last Tuesday Every Month

Today is:

Next Run:

 

GM's 1994- 2011

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Hash Oldies Still Hashing...

(Est 24th May 1994)

Perth, Western Australia:

HOSH HASH was formed mainly for the over 50's...
We run the last Tuesday of the month at 6.30pm,
at different venues around Perth, Western Australia.
Junior members are accepted, but they must be over 45.
Junior members do NOT get a vote,
they only get the experience...
   On On.


Old Man


The kids have all their little SMS codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

But the SENIORS have also got their own:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!

 
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Our runs consist of two groups - the runners and walkers. Runs usually originate from the hares place of residence and that person supplies the food. Run fees are 3 Pounds ($7.00) per run that goes towards food and photos. We have two major runs in a year, being our Xmas run and the AGM.

Our committee consists of a Great Grand Master (Re-titled on recommendation of Roo-Ted), On-Sec, 2 Klaxons, Ancestral Advisor, and a Sage. (Well we started off that way. Now we have a few others, things were getting too much for this lot.)

Because of our ageing years we sit during the circles, tell mainly old people type jokes, take memory pills for forgetfulness... oh and of course we drink piss.


 

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

 

 
 
 

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

 
                              You can now get the 'Location of The Next Run' and
the 'Receding Hareline' on your smartphone.

Go to hoshhash.com/mobile/
     
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 
 

Getting old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional...

 
 

 
 
 

HOSH Hash who's amung us...

 
 
 

Hosh Hash You Beauty On On