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GM's 1994- 2017


Hash Oldies Still Hashing...

(Est. 24th May 1994)
Perth, Western Australia:

HOSH HASH is a running/walking/rambling club
that was formed mainly for the over 50's...
We run the last Tuesday of the month at 6.30pm
at different venues around Perth, Western Australia.
Junior members are accepted, but they must be over 45.
Junior members do NOT get a vote,
they only get the experience...
   On On.

Christmas Run 2017  12th December 2017
Run number 286 held at Ginger and Meggs Place in South Perth.

This is the lot that went on the run...
Where's Growie?

We do not stop Hashing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop Hashing...


Our runs consist of two groups - the runners and walkers. Runs usually originate from the hares place of residence and that person supplies the food. Run fees are 5 Pounds ($10.00) per run that goes towards food and now includes your raffle ticket. We have two major runs in a year, being our Xmas run and the AGM.

Our committee consists of a Great Grand Master (Re-titled on recommendation of Roo-Ted), On-Sec, 2 Klaxons, Ancestral Advisor, and a Sage. (Well we started off that way. Now we have a few others, things were getting too much for this lot.)

Because of our ageing years we sit during the circles, tell mainly old people type jokes, take memory pills for forgetfulness... oh and of course we drink piss.


Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.




Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

                 You can now get the 'Location of The Next Run' and
the 'Receding Hareline' on your smartphone.

Go to

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.


Getting old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional...




Hosh Hash You Beauty On On


  Christmas in July 2018
Run number 293 31st July 2018
  HOSH Run 294
28th August 2018