Monkey Planet Part 1
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by Emma Monkey

Emma Monkey
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I think my Human side is coming out more than my monkeyness. Looking back over the last few weeks I can see a lot of Humaness, and not much monkeyness, and that kind of upsets me, cos I’m a monkey, I always have been a monkey, and I don’t want to lose that. Unfortunately I never even noticed that it was happening. It was only when I checked my mail this morning and found a letter from Chief Monkeyness Officer Wally that I realised it.

Chief Monkeyness Officer Wally is THE Head Honcho of Monkey Planet. When I first saw the letter I was honoured that he’d known who I was, let alone wrote to me. That is, until I started reading. Turns out that he has spies, you see, they check on all the monkeys and make sure they’re doing ok. But I’m not doing ok. They think I’ve turned into a human, and once I looked back through my blogs, I realised that I am well on the way to being a fully fledged human, but I hope that the transition can be stopped, and it‘s been caught in time.

So I’m heading back to Monkey Planet. I’ve got a big meeting with Chief Monkeyness Officer Wally and a few others, and they’re going to decide whether or not I can keep my name of Emma Monkey. It’s gonna be hard work, I’ll have some gruelling tests to go through to keep my name, and I have to admit that I’m very scared.

It’s been a long time since I last flung poo, and I tend to make banana pies and banana muffins with the bananas from my plantation now, and that won’t go down well at all, and I tried to swing from tree to tree the other day and found that I was stuck. I had a mental block about getting down from the tree, cos I was scared I was gonna fall. I did eventually manage it, but only after sitting there for almost 30 minutes.

So now I’m going to pack my bags, and climb into the space rocket that my Terry Bear gave me for Christmas, and head off for Monkey Planet. I don’t know how long I’ll be there, but I’m hoping it won’t be too long. That said I do have a lot of work to do once I’m there, like proving that I can still fling poo, eat a proper banana without reaching for a cake tin or custard, and climbing and swinging from stuff.

I will be able to send you updates from Monkey Planet though, so I’ll let you know how I’m getting on. For now though, please wish me luck- I think I’m gonna need it!