The military aviator
by Jasper Braxton

I think I've known a million lads who say they love the sky;
Who'd all be aviators, And not afraid to fly!
For Duty, Honor, Country, Their courage I admire!
But it takes more than courage, son, to get to be a flyer.
When you are only twelve years old of course you want to fly,
And tho' you know not what is death, you're not afraid to die.
But of the million, more or less, all must have perfect eyes;
So only half a million now, can dream of future skies.
Then comes high school, science, math; some choose the easy way
Football, cars, and dating girls; teen pleasures hold their sway.
And of the quarter million left, one half go on to schools;
The other half will dream and drift, and never learn the rules
Now comes the day of testing, eight hours of Stanine Hell;
On every subject known to man, four-fifths will not do well
The one in five who pass this test apply for flying schools;
The Application Boards will now eliminate the fools.
Then comes two days of nakedness, Flight Surgeons poke and prod;
To pass this Flying Physical one needs to be a god!
And now, five hundred lucky souls will start their pre-flight days;
Endure demerits, hunger, cold, as upperclassmen haze.
One-half survive this mental game, and go to Primary schools,
But only half will hack the course, move on to Basic Rules.
Two hundred fifty now will try to pass those Basic tests;
Formation flight soon separates, the "tiger" from the rest.
One hundred twenty-five will then pin on those pilot wings;
The best become 'Top Gun' jocks; the rest fly other things
Some will die while learning those essential combat skills,
Some will die in combat, some will score their "kills"
But they have learned a lesson, sometimes lost on you and me;
We must always fight for Freedom, because Freedom's never free!
He's a knight in shining armour, that the cruel tyrants fear
He's that deadly drop of venom on the tip of Freedom's spear
Engaging him in battle is a course that only fools would choose
He's the world's fiercest warrior, for he has the most to lose
So when you see that aviator, standing at the bar
Taking out the garbage, or tuning up his car
You'd best walk up and offer him your thanks, extend your hand
He's that rare "one in a million" who protects this sacred land