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Yankee Doodle
by Jasper Braxton

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a chicken.
He went into a restaurant
and came out finger lickin'.

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a monkey.
He had to take a shower quick,
because he smelled so funky.

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a rooster.
His saddle wasn't high enough,
so now he's got a booster.

Yankee Doodle flew through space
riding on a rocket.
He landed on the moon and brought
some cheese home in his pocket.

Yankee Doodle went to town
with his favorite blankey.
Every time he had to sneeze
he used it as a hanky.

Yankee Doodle went to France
with his golden Visa.
But he could not afford to buy
Da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

Mrs. Doodle went to town
riding on a 'gator.
She didn't feed the 'gator
so the hungry 'gator ate her.

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