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AN INTERVIEW WITH B1 (A.K.A) SEAN PARKER

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GENUS:(stupidious idiotiticus pesticuli)

GAFMAN: Hi Sean, Thanks for your time!
B1 : That's OK! (laughs)

GAFMAN: How old are you?
B1 : 6 (more laughs)

GAFMAN: And how long have you been racing BMX?
B1 : About 30 years!

GAFMAN: What sort of bike do you ride!
B1 : A cyclops tricycle with the tray!
GAFMAN: Very nice!!

GAFMAN: I see you're donning FOX gear, but why yellow?
B1 : I like yellow, it says everything about me!
GAFMAN: I see what you mean!

GAFMAN: What is your home track?
B1 : The one in the bush near my house!

GAFMAN: What classes do you ride in?
B1 : Sometimes I ride a cruiser and sometimes I ride a smaller bike!

GAFMAN: You were once noted for being the fastest man over 10 meters, what happened with the rest of the race?
B1 : The other riders wouldn't let me win!

GAFMAN: What is your best ever result?
B1 : Finishing a whole race!

GAFMAN: Did you win?
B1 : No!! (laughs)

GAFMAN: What is your most embarrassing moment?
B1 : I can't say that here!! (more laughs)

GAFMAN: What can we expect of Sean (B1) Parker in the future?
B1 : What does that mean!!

GAFMAN: What sort of music do you like?
B1 : HEE HEE!! Nicki Webster!!

GAFMAN: I hear your a bit of a ladies man??
B1 : STOP IT!! You're embarrassing me!!
GAFMAN: SORRY!!

GAFMAN: Do you have a girlfriend?
B1 : HAHAHAHA!! Sort of!!

GAFMAN: What do you mean sort of?
B1 : Well he doesn't know that I have feeling for him!!(GUFFAW!!) I had a dream about him and a bar of soap!! ooh! I feel all funny now!(GIGGLES)
GAFMAN: That's very strange Sean!!?


GAFMAN: What sort of food do you like?
B1 : Braised steak & onion, the tinned one from Coles!!

GAFMAN: What is your favorite movie!
B1 : Banana's in Pyjamas silly!

GAFMAN: You don't have a great deal of friends, tell me why?
B1 : I do have lots of friends and so what if they are imaginary!!

GAFMAN: Your BMX team has gone through a lot of riders, why such a big turnover?
B1 : They wouldn't play by my rules, I wanna be the fat controller!

GAFMAN: Karl Mustchin seems to be doing exceptionally well since you (HAD TO LET HIM GO)!!
B1 : Maybe so! But it's the Sean Parker Training System that made Karl what he is today!

GAFMAN: Thanks for your time again Sean!
B1 : HEE HEE!! That's OK!! Hey when will I be on TV and the Internet!

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