A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed off first. This natural selection is god for
the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
herd keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells but
naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and
validates the casual link between all-weekend parties and an
employees performance. It also explains why, after a few short
years of leaving university and getting married, most "older"
workers (ie: managers) cannot keep up with the performance of the
new graduates.
This is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological
edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into bars! Skull
that pint! Your company and your country needs you to be at your
peak, and you shouldnt deny yourself the career that you could have.
Drink what you need to ensure that your brain is as fast and strong
as it should be.....
BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!
