So you want the day off, well lets take a look at what your asking for.....

There are 365 days per year avaliable for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days avaliable for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days avaliable for work. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which accounts for 23 days each year, leaving now only 68 days left for work. With a 1 hour lunch break each day, you have used up another 48 days, leaving only 22 days avaliable for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days avaliable for work. We offer 5 holidays per year, so your avaliable working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves you only one day left for work, and.....

SO DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT DAY OFF ?????