MEAT DISHES
| 1. Bol Oxs | Hot meat balls | |||
| 2. Sur Kum Sihz | Sausage slices | |||
| 3. Hol Mein Kok | Scrag end encased in ladyfingers | |||
| 4. Koc Sor | Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder | |||
| 5. Eja Ku Lait | Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce | |||
| 6. Rec Tum Blok | Oversized baked sausages | |||
| 7. Long Dik | Coq in van | |||
| 8. Yu Nux | Meatball extract stirfried | |||
| 9. Verri Ti Rin | Massive extrusion of forcemeat |
VEGATABLE DISHES
| 10. Wan Kin | Bamboo shoots | |||
| 11. Pei Sof | Chinese leaves | |||
| 12. Wot Kung Fu Dat | Tossed salad | |||
| 13. Sik In Lu | Sweet and sour in hot sauce | |||
| 14. Pu Bik | Young bean sprouts | |||
| 15. Du Reks | Entire Coat | |||
| 16. Hoo Pong Inkar See | Yellow rice with meat droppings | |||
| 17. Hoo Kumon Mat | Thick white rice on ryebread |
SPECIAL SAUCES
| 18. Pei Sol | Cantonese drippings | |||
| 19. Sei Men Drip | Delicately flavoured white sauce | |||
| 20. Yu Kum | Hot custard | |||
| 21. Tor Soff | Hand-made thick white sauce | |||
| 22. Hu Lade Turd | Brown sauce with nuts | |||
| 23. Fan Tom Ar Sol | Invisible brown sauce without nuts |
HOUSE SPECIALS
| 24. Lik Mein | Plate of the day | |||
| 25. Farq Yu | Chinese toast | |||
| 26. Munth Lei | Least popular dish of the period | |||
| 27. Kow Poo | Savoury pancakes | |||
| 28. Doggie Bagg | Chinese take away | |||
| 29. Ho Mo | Sausage surprise | |||
| 30. Bo Gee | Pick of the week |
DESSERTS
| 31. Vee Dee | Spotted dick | |||
| 32. Crui Ei | Droogie delight | |||
| 33. Kum Inyu | Cream squirt | |||
| 34. Yu Pong | Crap suzette | |||
| 35. Kum Lots | Extra portion of cream | |||
| 36. Ars Pik | Chocolate fingers | |||
| 37. Hoo Shatin Fan | Chocolate spread | |||
| 38. Or Jee | Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins | |||
| 39. Es Kie Mo Kum | Frosted banana cream | |||
| 40. Tootun On Goolies | Crushed nuts | |||
| 41. Wun Hung Loe | Mixed nuts | |||
| 42. Di Rere | Chinese afters in aromatic brown sauce | |||
| 43. Hu Pong | Chinese snifters | |||
| 44. Kwik Wank | Cream slice |
BEVERAGES
| 45. Yu Rine | Jasmine tea | |||
| 46. Wob Li Tit | Milk Shake |
