Whilst rummaging intently through my local video store one lonely friday, in search of the ever elusive 'Muppet's Take Manhattan' I chanced upon a discovery that both shocked and amazed me.

All My Friends Are Movie Stars

"Hold on that looks like Peter. I didn't know he was in 'Jaws'...hmmm..?"

At first I didn't believe my eyes but the proof was there in my hands. Frantic now I continued to search and sure enough after just five minutes I had collected enough hard evidence to prove that my friends, unbeknownst to me and possibly each other, were all movie stars.

Peter Nitschke is Jaws

"Just when you thought it was safe to make jokes about short people"

trivia: The original unused movie poster showed a 24foot digitally enhanced Peter towering over several co-stars, when the poster was scraped he bought the rights to the graphic and now uses it as his passport photo.

Kylie Kerin is Mad Max

"err...I'm off to the C1267"

Sally Haak is The Little Mermaid

trivia: Sally's Oscar nomination, for her portrayal of Disney's Little Mermaid, was overshadowed when she knocked out acclaimed movie critic Leonard Maltin live on air when he called the medium of animation "inane and childish".

 

the blockbusters continue

updated 20/02/01 by PandaONRye source photos courtesy of Silver Siren