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SPARE CAVE-BETTER*THINGS TO DO THAN HOUSEWORK

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My friend Moira has a great sense of humour and no love of unnecessary housework. Her home is always clean but filled with friendly clutter that reflects her philosophy that there are many better things to do with your time than keeping house. She thought up a list of better things to do than housework along with suggestions for a cartoon that might go with each one.

* More fun anyway.

KNIT A SCARF- YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT DROP IN.
knit a scarf

GET SOME EXOTIC, BUT USEFUL PETS AND KEEP THEM IN THE GARDENexotic pets

DO SOME GARDENING
gardening


PAINT THE HOUSE

paint house

SCARE THE POSTIE
postie

OGLE THE NEIGHBOUR
ogle

FEED THE CAT
feed cat

WASH THE DOG
wash dog


WASH THE CAR

wash car


PAINT THE BACK FENCE
paint fence

GO FOR A SWIM
go for a swim

GET LOST IN A BOOK
get lost in book

FIND A NEW AND PROFITABLE HOBBY
hobby

VISIT DISTANT FRIENDS
visit friends

 

Take a break now, from all that housework you didn't do and have a chuckle over The Oxymoron Files