Guinness and Chips Golf Club Limericks
"Hit dum haerent descendit"
Collection of "Limericks of the Week", written at Wembley Public Golf Course on Saturday afternoons while consuming Guinness and Chips after nine arduous holes of golf.
GCGC Videos. Marvel at our high-quality swings as we each drive off the first tee.
Ed Stephenson 31/10/15
Ed's bag rolled away from him and finished up in a bunker, spilling much of its content.
44 was the number.
Geoff Weir 15/08/15
Geoff's tee shot on the first had unusual power.
Malcolm Moore 2/05/15
Our course now offers foot golf. Players use soccer balls and try to kick into suitably large holes which are placed around the course. Sometimes these holes get in the way. Thanks to Tony Harding for the limerick.
Tony's father in law visited again after six years. (See his previous limerick for 30/05/2009).
Limericks from other years: 2009 ¨ 2010 ¨ 2011 ¨ 2012 ¨ 2013 ¨ 2014 ¨ 2015 ¨ 2016 ¨ 2017
Let us pray for better golf next week.
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Limericks composed by David Pannell unless otherwise indicated.