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God Was a Hard Man

God was a Hard Man,
A Hard Man was He,
He built a Hard House,
Down by the Hard Sea.

God had a Hard Wife
Who served him Hard Soup,
She wore a Hard Dress
Sewn on a Hard Hoop.

God had a Hard Job,
He wore a Hard Collar,
And every Hard Day,
He earned a Hard Dollar.

God had a Hard Son,
He shook a Hard Rattle,
And every time He'd Cry,
He got a Hard Paddle.

One day the Hard Son,
Choked on a Hard Bone,
Into a Hard Box,
He made His Hard Home.

God drew the Hard Blind,
To block the Hard Sun,
He put a Hard bullet,
Into His Hard Gun.

God blew His Hard Brains,
Against the Hard Wall.
They found his Hard Head
Wasn't that Hard at all.

 

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