Real Live Nephew

We could start us a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan,
Send a boat load of Asians back to Vietnam,
I could dress in a bedsheet and camouflage green,
Lawd, every day would be like Halloween.

Oh, oh, here I am,
I'm a real live nephew,
Of my Uncle Sam.

I'll buy an Armalite rifle and a thousand rounds,
Surf the Net and learn to build a home-made bomb.
The Aryan Nation and the ol' White Pride,
And the Posse Comatatus will be on my side.

Oh, oh, burn a cross and play golf,
With a real live nephew,
Of my Uncle Adolf.

Now I know that the Bible supports my views,
I can answer any question with a Verse or two.
Even Jesus said I could trade for my gun,
('Though I can't recall Him ever owning one.)

Oh, oh, how can I do this?
I'm a real live nephew,
Of my Uncle Judas.

Now, that ol' Constitution is my friend,
But there's couple of Amendments that we just got to amend,
All the Gays and the Lesbians will have to get out,
And that stuff about Equal Rights,
Well, we'll just cross that out.

Oh, oh, forget the Alamo,
I'm a real live nephew,
Of ol' Senator Joe.

We could start us a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan,
Send the Jews and Asians back to Vietnam,
I could dress in a bedsheet and camouflage green,
Lawd, every day would be like Halloween.

Oh, oh, here I am,
I'm a real live nephew,
Of my Uncle Sam.