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Who Invented Shaving?

 

Take some shaving cream
Put it in your cup
Take your little shaving brush
Go on and lather it up
Take your plastic razor blade
Scrape it across your skin
Clip those little critters
Before they leave some next of kin . . .

Some people shave their legs
Some just above their eyes
Some people shave under their arms
And some, well, between their thighs
I've been shaving my face here for just about 30 years
I must have shaved off enough hair
To fill up grandma's chair.

(chorus)

Who invented that shaving?
He must of had a brain just like a pretzel.
Who invented that shaving?
He must have been the Great Grand Monkey's Uncle
Of the fool that invented the Edsel.

I like hairy women
I like hairy men
I've even heard that the hairy lip
Is back in style again
I don't mind a little fur
I think it's lovely and fine
I'll let you grow your hair, honey,
If you let me grow mine.

(middle eight)

We're looking fine, Cinderella
From our head down to our toe,
But watch out, its approaching 12 o'clock
Then it's one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock four . . .
Five o'clock shadow. . .

(chorus)

Who invented that shaving?
He must of had a brain just like a pretzel.
Who invented that shaving?
He must have been the Great Grand Monkey's Uncle
Of the fool that invented the Edsel.

 

 

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