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Keep Your Edges Sharp

Little girls call me Mr Fixit
If they don't want their Backdoor to scrap
A little bit here, a little bit there,
Cause they know I keep my tools in shape.

Keep your edges sharp, keep your edges sharp,
Keep your edges sharp, if you want your joints to fit.

Once knew a carpenter's wife
Who was tired of her old man pretending,
She went off with me cause she liked the way
I did my mortise and tendon.

Keep your edges sharp, keep your edges sharp,
Keep your edges sharp, if you want your joints to fit.

Some people taking Viagra
And every vitamin that's known
But if you want your bit to keep its bite,
Try a file and a sharpening stone.

Keep your edges sharp, keep your edges sharp,
Keep your edges sharp, if you want your joints to fit.

Some say the devils in whiskey
Some say the devils in wine
I say the devils in a dull hatchet
Cause I can't chop to keep from crying.

Keep your edges sharp, keep your edges sharp,
Keep your edges sharp, if you want your joints to fit.

God Almighty told Noah,
'Noah, this world sure is cursed,
I'm sending down rain, better build you a boat,
But sharpen that damn chisel first!"

Keep your edges sharp, keep your edges sharp,
Keep your edges sharp, if you want your joints to fit.

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