SMOKIN'
Cigarettes in the morning,
Cigarettes in the night,
Cigarettes in your face,
'Till your face ain't looking right.
Cigarettes in your mouth,
Cigarettes on your lips,
Cigarettes in your fingers
Make those yellow fingertips.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?
That old Surgeon General,
He ain't no quack,
He spells it out with out a doubt
On the front of every cigarette pack.
Smoking causes Emphysema,
Now just stop and think,
While you're wheezin', with all that diseasin',
Friend, you're going to stink.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?
If you really want to inhale,
If you really want to die,
Put your mouth on that exhaust pipe,
And stop wasting time.
We're have a big cremation,
You'll be smokin' all the way,
We'll gather up all your ashes
And put them in your favourite ashtray.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?
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