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XENA

I ain't afraid of Bin Laden

'Cause Ossama's just a chump,

I don't care if the Ayatollah

Puts a fatwa on my butt.

I ain't afraid of Saddam Hussein

And his germ bomb,

Because I got a secret weapon

That always keeps me calm.

Xena, she's my friend.

She'll knock them all back to La-La Land,

Xena, throw your metal ring.

And then she does that back-flip thing.

Xena, in her punked up leather suit,

Xena's so tough

But hey, she's cute.

She's got the double whammy

And the thigh crunch,

And I know that she's sweet

On Gabrielle a whole bunch.

Xena, she's my friend,

Oh . . . . . . . . . .

I ain't afraid of no Neo-nazi

Bald-headed whack,

I don't care if a Velociraptor

Wants to have me for a snack.

I ain't afraid of Mike Tyson

Chewing my ear to a lump,

When Xena comes, she's gonna give these bums,

A different kind of bump.

Xena, she's my friend.

She'll knock them all back to La-La Land,

Xena, throw your metal ring.

And then she does that back-flip thing.

Xena, in her punked up leather suit,

Xena's so tough

But hey, she's cute.

She's got the double whammy

And the thigh crunch,

And I know that she's sweet

On Gabrielle a whole bunch.

Xena, she's my friend,

Oh . . . . . . . . . .