APRIL

3 Norman Mailer, Dark Matter, Tar Baby & The History of Iraq

10 War is the Result of Undefended Wealth.'

27 Joe Dolce Newsletter

MAY

1 Music Polls, Marsala, and the Main Course: the Middle East

5 Laughing Just to Keep from Crying

11 The Mother of all Mother's Days

14 Campaign to Impeach George W. Bush

18 Breads and Circuses

23 The Perfect is the Enemy of the Good

28 Shout Their Names Into The Wind

JUNE

3 Bushlexia and The Bard

5 The Hoke, the poke . . .anon

10 Is half a Hiroshima OK? Is a quarter Hiroshima OK? Is a little mushroom cloud OK?

17 One Candle

25 Everything that Counts

JULY

1 Lamentations of a Frustrated Watchmaker

6 A Banana for Curious George

13 A Terrible and Despicable Beauty

17 Things Dissolve Better With Coke

22 Without Vision, the People Perish . . .

27 "Houston, We Have a Candidate"

AUGUST

1 Know Where You Stand and Stand There

8 Penicillin Out of Mouldy Bread and a Ceiling Fan

13 Blaming Mickey Mouse When Disney Screws Up

19 The Parable of the Dwarf and the Donkey

27 Infinity Plus One

SEPTEMBER

1 Baking a Loaf for Peace

8 Blow Dat Trumpet, Gabriel!

13 The Lab Report and the Cat Scan

20 Call Me Ishmael

27 Throw Another Pranayama on the Buddhist Barbie

OCTOBER

4 A Horsezenegger of a Different Colour

11 Truth, Justice and the AMERICANA Way

18 Jackass Thug Cheese Sandwich

25 The Genesis Teether

NOVEMBER

1 God Made Me Write This Newsletter

8 He Ain't the ONE, You Big Dummy

15 View From a Handbasket

22 Anger and Courage: The Two Beautiful Daughters of Hope

29 A Name By Any Other Rose . . .

DECEMBER

5 As Lenny Bruce Once Said: "Careful, you F$$#@&@*Ouch! Jeez!!@*&#@&!!&!

12 Where All The Waters Meet

17 Santa Joseph and The Three Freedom Hens

28 Collateral Improvement