JANUARY

6 Holy Prepuce, Robin!

13 Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th

20 FrankenChrist, Unravelation and The Rupture

27 The Art of Eating Vegetarians

FEBRUARY

3 Coretta, of Thee I Sing

10 Ashes to Ashes, Butt Dust to Butt Dust

MARCH

3 Lagniappe

10 Peace is Patriotic

17 Do the Math 101: Sedition and Subtraction

24 The Ghosts of Athens - The Most Haunted Town in Ohio

31 The Double Dubyas

APRIL

7 Swamp Water Punch with the Floating Hand-of-Death

14 Ruminations from the Offal Office

21 Terriers and Bariffs

28 Divine Infidel

MAY

5 Barking like a Canis Familiaris

12 Happy Gold Star Mothers For Peace Day

19 Security Breach at Los Pantalones

26 Upon the Advice of My Attorney, This Newsletter Bears No Message at This Time

JUNE

2 Law of Prosopagnosia Shaddapus

9 Woke Up This Morning

16 The Axis of The Three Stooges

23 Dumbagra

30 The Va Fanculo Code

JULY

7 Genius and Juno

14 Tin Sandwich

21 Still Time

28 L'Agrodolce Vita

AUGUST

25 Sgt Joseph's Bleeding Hearts Club Band

SEPTEMBER

22 The Long and the Short of It

29 The Case of the Black Fedora

OCTOBER

6 Che Fece(se)

13 Brown Eye for the Dubya Guy

20 The Stupid Tree

27 Some Issues

NOVEMBER

3 The Dinki-Di Male Hijab

10 Light at the End of the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

17 The Golden Mean

24 The Crying Towel

DECEMBER

1 The Conchoid of de Sluze

8 A Load of Mule Manure

15 Facio

22 A Crispness Tale

29 Are We Kinder and Gentler Yet?

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