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Joe Dolce Newsletter Archive and Recipe Index

 

Mein Recipes

CARNE

SMOKED HAM HOCKS AND LENTILS

JOES' WHITE BEAN CHILI

BRACIOLINI (small beef rolls)

VIETNAMESE PORK BRAISED WITH GALANGAL (in the Fashion of Dog) French and English Recipes

ERIC'S STEAK w/ Green Peppercorns and Cream

STEAK MODENA

JOE'S CHINESE EGGPLANT PARMESEAN w/ Sausage

VEAL MARSALA

VEAL MARSALA WITH SHALLOTS, RED CHILI AND KAFFIR LIME LEAF

VEAL MARSALA. WITH RED CHILI, LIME, CORIANDER, AND SWEET JERUSALEM ARTICHOKE CHIPS

CHESTNUTS AND VEAL MARSALA WITH RED CHILI AND MUSHROOMS

MASA VEAL MARSALA

VEAL MEDALLIONS w/ Beer

GOULASH WITH BRANDY AND STAR ANISE

GOULASH PIE

SZECHUAN STEAK AU POIVRE WITH PORT - GINGER SAUCE

ROMANIAN CABBAGE ROLLS

STUFFED PEPPERS

IRISH STEW OF BALLYMALOE

LAPIN AUX OLIVES (Anthony's Easter Bunny)

25th Silver Anniversary of Shaddap You Face Recipe No. 1

JOEY DOLCE (Baby Kangaroo w/ Spaghetti alla Chitarra)

 

LITTLE GRANDMA'S MEATBALLS

MEATBALLS WITH POLENTA

CHITARRA BOLOGNESE WITH STAR ANISE AND FRESH CORIANDER

LITTLE GRANDMA'S STUFFED RIBS

GRANDPA JOE'S PICKLED SOUR CABBAGE ROLLS

SAUSAGE AND PEPPERS (Salsiccia E Peperoni)

SOSIZZA CHI PATATI (SAUSAGE AND POTATOES)

GRILLED ITALIAN SAUSAGES WITH BROADBEANS AND CHESTNUTS

HEY JOE MEXICAN MOLE

AGNELLO BRASATO CON VINO BIANCO E BIANCHERIA INTIMA DI BRUCE WILLIS

SOUL FOOD SMOTHERED PORK CHOPS

SMOTHERED STEAK

SOUL FOOD BBQ SPARERIBS

CHITLINS AND MAW

BAKED BBQ SPARERIBS w/ PENNE

MIKE'S COELIAC-FRIENDLY MEATLOAF

VIETNAMESE PHO SOUP

NEW ENGLAND BOILED DINNER w/ Corned Beef

RAGU CON LA CAPRA (middle-eastern style bolonaise sauce with Goat meat)

MAPLE SYRUP, CINAMMON AND BROWN SUGAR GLAZED HAM

 

RECIPES FOR CHICKENS THAT HAVE CROSSED THEIR LAST ROADS

JEWISH-ITALIAN CHICKEN MEATBALLS WITH A TOUCH OF CINNAMON

CHICKEN MILANESE

ETHIOPIAN ROAST CHICKEN WITH BERBERE SPICES

ROAST ROSEMARY-GARLIC CHICKEN (with Yoghurt-Garlic Sauce)

ROAST CHOOK w/ Guanciale-Chestnut Stuffing and New Potatoes

ROCK SALT SARCOPHAGUS CHICKEN

CHICKEN AND POTATOES AVGOLEMONO

JOY'S CHICKEN

COQ AU VIN

MOROCCAN CHICKEN WITH DATES AND ALMONDS

SYRIAN CHICKEN w/ GINGER AND LEMON

CHICKEN SOUP with KNEIDLE (Matzo Balls): THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD

GOOSE PARMESEAN

 

FISH & SHELLFISH

BREADED FISH AND FRIED GREEN TOMATOES WITH HOT SAUCE

STEAMED LING WITH GINGER

BOILED CRAWFISH (or Yabbies, Crab or Shrimp)

SCUNGILLI MARINARA

BACCALA CALABRIAN STYLE

BACCALA FLORENTINE

BACCALA ALLA PISANA

BACCALA ALLA VAGINA DENTATA

CHRISTMAS BACCALA WITH POTATOES AND OLIVES

SATAN'S CLAWS CHRISTMAS BACCALA w/Red Jalapeno Peppers and Green Sicilian Olives

BACCALA CON LE ERBE (with beet greens, Livornese sytle)

BACCALA ALLA SENAPE (Baccala w/ Mustard)

BACCALA WITH ANCHOVY-STUFFED GREEN OLIVES AND POTATO GNOCCHI IN TOMATO SAUCE WITH CHILLI

PAN-FRIED GARFISH, w/ Red Radicchio Salad

POMFRET WITH POMME FRITES

SMOKED SALMON AND CREAM CHEESE BAGELWITH CAVIAR (and PASTA VARIATION)

OYSTERS PASQUALINA

OYSTERS JOSEPH

VICTORIA BITTER BATTERED FISH

DAD'S FISH FILLETS IN CRACKER CRUMBS

GARLIC AND CHILI PRAWNS WITH CHESTNUTS

GRILLED SALMON STEAKS with Wasabi Mayonnaise

BAKED SALMON FILLETS with Garlic Coleslaw

STEAMED GINGERED SALMON WITH WARM CITRUS SAUCE

STEAMED CLAMS AND LING WITH DRY VERMOUTH AND CREAM

SMOKED SALMON FINGERS AND DUCK EGGS WITH CAVIAR

CALAMARI FRITTE WITH CHILI on Rocket Salad

GRANDMA'S SQUID TENTACLES in Fresh Tomato Sauce with Spaghettini

NEW ORLEANS COQUILLE ST. JACQUES

TUNA AND GRATED CARROT SALAD

 

PASTA

BUCATINI ALL' AMATRICIANA

PENNE CHI MALUCCIU

PENNE WITH OLIVES AND PEAS

PENNE WITH ROAST VEGETABLES, SAGE AND BROWN BUTTER

PENNE CON SMERIGLIATRICE ROTTA DELLA CARNE

PENNETTE SALAD

LINGUINE 'OSTRICH' ALLA LIVORNESE

SPAGHETTINI CON TARTUFO NERO APHRODISIAC DEL NARCISSUS

SPAGHETTINI WITH GREEN BEANS AND TOMATOES

SPAGHETTINI WITH KNEIDLACH (MATZO BALLS) AND PANCETTA

25th Silver Anniversary of Shaddap You Face Recipe No. 2

SPAGHETTI w/ 25 KANGAROO MEATBALLS

 

PAPPARDELLE GUISEPPE w/ Young Beet Greens, Beet Oil and Breaded Field Mushrooms

SPAGHETTI (WITH ITALIAN SAUSAGE, CHESTNUTS AND SAUTEED BEET GREENS)

STRASCINATE DI CASCIA (Spaghetti Carbonara 15th Century)

PASTA FAVOOL (Pasta Figioli di Fava)

PUMPKIN RAVIOLI (IN GORGONZOLA AND CHICORY CREAM SAUCE)

YANKEE DOODLE MACARONI

TIMPANO DI MACCHERONI

25th Silver Anniversary of Shaddap You Face Recipe No. 3

SHADDAP YOU PIEHOLE

 

VEGETABLES

EMERGENCY MUSTARD GREENS

CARIBBEAN OKRA SALAD

GRANDMA'S STUFFED ARTICHOKES

SALT-BAKED POTATOES

MAMA'S SCALLOPED POTATOES WITH NUTMEG

BEANS

CARDOON FRITTO

MY BROTHER FRANK'S GREEN BEANS

ROASTED CAULIFLOWER WITH GRUYERE CHEESE SAUCE

LIN'S BUSH CHARCOAL-BAKED BUTTERNUT SQUASH (WITH WALNUT SOFRITTO)

BREADED FENNEL ROOT SLICES with Mountain Pepper Leaf

GREEN BEANS WITH ALMONDS

FAVI E CASTAGNI VUGGHIUTI (Dried Fava Bean and Chestnut Soup)

STRANGOLAPPRETI - Strangle the Priests

THE SOUP NAZI'S SWEET POTATO SOUP

TOMATO SOUP with Mountain Pepper Berry, Kneidlach (Matzo Balls), and Creme Fraiche-Chive Garnish

SWEET POTATO WITH GINGER

SWEET WHITE RAISINS w/ SWEET POTATOES AND CINAMMON

EGGPLANT PARMESAN (the Dolce Variation)

POLENTA WITH ROASTED CORN KERNALS

POLENTA WITH KALAMATA OLIVES AND FETTA

MAESTRO MESHUGA'S MATZO BALLS

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES WITH GUANCIALE

CANDIED SWEET POTATOES OR YAMS

SWEET AND SOUR RED CABBAGE

SOUL FOOD FRIED OKRA

GRILLED EGGPLANT SLICES WITH ROSEMARY

KALE MASHED POTATOES

FLEMISH STYLE TOSSED POTATOES

CRISPY SWEET POTATO AND AFRICAN PURPLE POTATO THREADS

STUFFED ZUCCHINI FLOWER TEMPURA

CABBAGE AND CARROT GARLIC COLE SLAW

DAIKON AND CARROT COLE SLAW

POTATO AND SWEET POTATO CURRY

CASHEW NUT CURRY

BRUSSEL SPROUTS, GREEN AND RED CABBAGE CURRY

SAUTEED BEET GREENS AND CHESTNUTS w/ Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and Corn-on-the-Cob

COLD POTATO-BEETROOT SALAD

BROADBEANS AND GUANCIALE

BROADBEAN SOUP

RED LENTILS AND GUANCIALE

SOUL FOOD GREENS AND TURNIPS

GREEN SALAD WITH MIXED SEEDS

CHUNKY ROAST BEETROOT DIP

MOROCCAN BEETROOT SALAD

 

SAUCES & DRESSINGS

Guanciale, Basil and Chili Tomato Sauce with Fennel Sausage and Kangaroo Braciole Winner of the Great Pasta Sauce Competition, Hepburn Springs Swiss-Italian Festa, 2007, Non-Professional Category.

STAR ANISE CHERRY REDUCTION

SAUCE AMATRICIANA WITH GUANCIALE

LEMON RIND, GINGER AND STAR ANISE BOLOGNAISE SAUCE

GOLDEN TOMATO SAUCE

STEWED CHICKEN SAUCE FOR PASTA

MICHELLE PFEIFFER'S SAUCE ACCELERATOR - VODKA, CREAM AND CHILLI

RUSSIAN-ITALIAN DRESSING

ROAST PINE NUTS AND PUMPKIN SEED PESTO

KOAN FOR A KARMA-FREE TOASTED SUNFLOWER SEED PESTO

PISTACHIO PESTO

ROAST CHESTNUTS WITH CHESTNUT PESTO

LIGURIAN OLIVE AND BASIL PESTO WITH RED CHILE

ALISON'S HARMONY ROW SALSA (w/ -The Dolce 'Culo da Inferno' Variation)

CREOLE SEASONING

HOT SAUCE LINKS

 

RISOTTO, RICE, GNOCCHI

RISOTTO AL FUNGHI

RISOTTO CON FUNGHI IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO

CHICKEN AND PUMPKIN RISOTTO

RISOTTO FOGLIO DELL'ORO ALLA WHITE HEATHER

LEMON RISOTTO

GRAPEFRUIT RISOTTO

RISOTTO DI ZUCCA (Pumpkin Risotto, served in a whole pumpkin)

RISI E PISI CON FINOCCHIO LIBERACE (risotto with peas and fennel)

CHICKEN AND PUMPKIN ARANCHINI with GREEK SALAD

VIET-MEX RICE

ZARDU PALAU (afghan sweet rice with orange and chicken)

BABY ARANCINI WITH PISTACHIO PESTO

GNOCCHI YOURSELF OUT

GNOCCHI DELLA VALLEROSA

GNOCCHI DI RICOTTA

SWEET POTATO GNOCCHI (WITH SAGE AND BROWN BUTTER)

LUP CHONG RICE

JOE'S CONGEE

 

ODDS & ENDS

GIUSEPPI'S PIZZA PIE

JOE'S BUTTERMILK LASSI

GREEK EGG LEMON SOUP (AVGOLEMONO)

COMRADE VIKTOR'S CABBAGE SOUP

HUMPTY DUMPTY EGG FOO YUNG, with Sausage Gravy

CITRUS, PECAN AND SAUSAGE STUFFING

GOZLEME

GOZLEME WITH PEAS

MENUDO

POLPETTE DI TRIPPA

TRIPPA ALLA SICILIANA

TOFU MOLE

SKILLET CORN BREAD

JAJA FASZEROWANE (STUFFED EGG SHELLS)

PARMIGIANO REGGIANO CRISPS with Laura Chenel Goat Cheese Mousse

PANEER

MATAR PANEER (with peas)

KHICHHARI (rice with dal)

HALLOUMI CHEESE WITH CAYENNE PEPPER

ENGLISH TOAST

POACHED EGGS IN MILK ON TOAST WITH NUTMEG

CALIFORNIA REVERSE ROLL SUSHI

VIOLET SANDWICHES

LEMON AND LIME WRAPPED GARNISH

ROSEMARY SPICED NUTS

BABA JOEBOB'S QUICK FENNELSEED PEACE LOAF

PADRE JOSE'S HUEVOS CALABRESES LOCOS

HUEVOS MOTULENOS

BLACK OLIVES WITH ROSEMARY AND GARLIC OIL

CHESTNUTS WITH FLAXSEED OIL AND GARLIC

CHESTNUT HUMMUS

OLIVE RIPIENE (Stuffed Breaded Green Olives)

SMART POPCORN (w/ Flaxseed Oil)

CAFE AU LAIT LUZIANNE

ICE-COLD VODKA with Kaffir Lime Leaf

 

SWEETS

APPLE PIE WITH VANILLA BEAN AND CINAMMON APPLESAUCE

BUTTERMILK PANCAKES

CLAFOUTIS

NANNY JOE'S NAUGHTY SWEET

RED VELVET CAKE

RED VELVET GOLD COIN AND SNAKE CAKE

RED DEVIL CAKE

CHOCOLATE BEETNIK CAKE

CREAM CARAMELS (FUDGE)

CHEWY CREAM CARAMELS

RED CHERRIES IN RED WINE

CHOCOLATE AND BANANA PIZZA

BLUEBERRIES IN SHIRAZ WITH STAR ANISE

QUINCES WITH WHITE HEATHER

WINTERMOON PERSIMMON PIE

PUMPKIN SEED BRITTLE

CHESTNUT PURE LYNETTE

ROSE PETAL ICE CREAM

GRANNY'S CANDIED ROSE PETALS

CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE

IRAQI MELFOOF

HONEYCRUNCH, COFFEE, AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, WTH PERSONALISED SUGAR SWIRLS

NAME-IN-A-HEART SUGAR SWIRLS

ORANGE AND VANILLA ICE CREAM, WITH LYCHEES POACHED IN WHITE WINE, AND A CARMALIZED SUGAR CAP

AMAZING ITALIAN ICE CREAM

CHRISTMAS JASMINE VANILLA RICE PUDDING BRULEE

DRIED APPLE SHRUNKEN HEADS

PUMPKIN AND MASCARPONE CHEESECAKE

SWEET POLENTA

TARTE OF STRAWBERIES

TORTA DI LAMPONE (Raspberry Tart)

PETITE TARTE DE CITRON ( Sauce des Cerises, Anis Etoile et Peau de Citron)

LEMON TART

CHOCOLATE TART

WHITE CHOCOLATE COFFEE TART

WHITE CHOCOLATE TART BRULEE

SNAKES IN SNOW TART

SOUR CREAM TEA CAKE

FALLEN ANGEL DOLCE

 

THE STRANGE AND WONDERFUL

WHOLE STUFFED CAMEL

PRAIRIE OYSTERS

JELLIED MOOSE NOSE

AFRICAN SOUL FOOD ZEBRA

SWAMP WATER PUNCH WITH THE FLOATING HAND-OF-DEATH

PIG'S TAILS

ENDORED ROAST SUCKLING PIG

ENDORED STUFFED ROAST GOOSE

ALOSED BEEF (14th C.)

POMMES DORRES (endored meatballs 15th C.)

TARTES (tarte of preserved stuffe, tarte of wardens, tarte of eare of veale,)

TART DE FFRUYTE (salmon and fruit pie)

FEGATO ALLA HANNIBAL PATTISON

ZAMPA BURRATA (buttered cow's foot)

CINGHIALE ALL'ETRUSCA (wild boar loin)

THE COCKENTRICE

BEAR HEART

DOLLY'S DELICIOUS 'COON

SEAL LIVER AND HEART

LUSTA (Salted or Fermented Fur Seal Flipper)

'MAD' COW BRAINS

CRISP ROAST PIG'S HEAD

COUSIN GEORGE W IN CUMIN SAUCE (monkey meat)

MAMA'S LLAMA

TESTINE DI AGNELLO AL FORNO (Baked Lamb's Heads)

FONDUE BOURGUIGNONNE (w/ horsemeat)

ROULADE OF HORSEMEAT

ROAST HORSEMEAT

GRILLED HORSEMEAT

BRAISED HORSEMEAT

HORSEMEAT STEW

PICULA AD CAVAL

PASTISSADA DE CAVAL

KARTA (horse rectum)

GEED (penis of ox or bull)

PENIS STEW BOOM BOOM!

FROG LEGS

DR. FROG'S BUG RECIPES

BARBECUED RATTLESNAKE

TEXAS RATTLESNAKE

GARBAGE (fifteenth century recipe)

THE LAST SUPPER

GREEN EGGS AND HAM

BARBECUED CROCODILE TAIL CONDOLEEZZA

FAGIOLI BIANCHI CON SALVIA (DIVINORUM)

FRIED RICE WITH GREEN SEA TURTLE

ROAST TARANTULAS

BEER MOUSSE

PATE TWINKIE A L'ORANGE AVEC FRISEE ET FOURCHETTE

JOHN HOWARD'S BBQ TURBO CHOOK

CINNAMON OSTRICH WITH PINEAPPLE AND LICHEES

GEORGE W BUSH IRAQI OSTRICH STEAK SADDAM

BBQ BLUE ALIEN

CANE RAT

SCORPION SOUP

RATS IN THE MOOD (from Zaire)

ROAST DOG WITH 40 CLOVES OF GARLIC

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