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Heres some cool links to spice up couter strike.

Death Pack

This pack is the best. Heres a snip from the site saying what it does:
It's 100% compatible with Counter Strike 1.1. Includes 6 new skins 3 T and 3 CT, adds the much cooler "CJK" bomb back pack, instead of that wussy school girl default pack. Adds over 5 new crosshairs to choose from. "includes a sprite viewer" All new and updated custom sounds for EVERYTHING! Containing Nextwish's anti crash/anti invisible cheat, bigger & better blood, much nicer and LARGER explosions, burn marks and bullet holes, LOTS of new sounds and effects, hud's and always the NAKED hostages with all new sounds!!! And the pack is Punk buster approved!!"
I highly recommend getting this pack. Heres some scrennies:





And if you arent happy with the sounds, I recommend this sound pack. Its aweseome.. and I ended up installing this after the above pack.

MaxSound Pak
This sound pack is awesome, it replaces almost all sounds in the game, and adds a more realistic feel to the game. I love the richochet sounds as bullets hit the walls.


On a totally different note, heres a link to the Clone CD ISO of Max Payne!!
Max Payne CloneCD ISO
== NOTE: Apparently only first 19 rars work?? ==

Hey everyone, Ive been a real slack bastard lately because I haven't been feeling the best.

So i'll try give you some nice stuff to look at.


Remember those cool stick fight swf animations?? Well this is from the same guy, it rocks!!!!!!. its like virtua fighter.. mmm get it Get it here!
Come play this Cat-A-Pult game!! classic! try not to impale too many cats on the spike though Cat-A-Pult
And check out this mario swf, its quite funny!


Check out this funny comic, makes me glad im on 56k


I'll start off with this awesome warez site with no bullshit popups and stuff like that! Check out FXP Hell for warez/movies/apps/games.. etc. Thanks to MORBID for this one. good on ya mate.


Now for a combination of lovely women and cars.
Dodge Viper and blondie
Lamborghini Diablo and semi naked blonde
Mercedes CLK/SLK? and some slut :)
Plymouth Prowler and some biach
Awesome red Diablo *creams*
Sweet Dodge viper - V12 *CREAMS*
Furious Ferrari *creams again* - is this possible?
Ford Mustang, beautiful :)
Some old Porsche, that looks brand new :P
Hope you liked those beautiful women and cars, some of those pics are just right for wallpapers.


On a totally different subject, tonight Jester showed me his tribes 2 screenshot collection. Theres some real beauties of screenshots in there! Heres some of my favorites:
Mid-air disc kill!
Jester owning with tank mortar!!
Another aweseome mir-air disk kill
Hahaha Decipher getting killed by 2 disks and a mortar
Yet another disc kill.. they sure are purdy

For the complete collection click here!

And for some sweet desktop pics from the -[OR]- T2 clan, click here.

Another movie review tonight... but finally one that I didn't like!

That's right folks! Evolution is a big pile of steaming horse shit!

From the opening scene, where a meteor crashes into a guy's car (he's standing about 20 meters away... and he's not incinerated?) to the final scene when Carrie Ann Moss and David Duchovney are covered in alien guts but still pashing off (YUCK!) this movie constantly went from bad, to worse!

At the end of the movie, just about everyone in the audience laughed... but for all the wrong reasons! I think that we were all embarraced to admit that we'd just spent good money to see such a crap movie! Everything about it was just bad. Incidentally, I wonder how much "Head and Shoulders" shampoo paid for all the promotion they got in this movie.

The only upside to this movie was the special effects, but they're so good in just about every movie these days that ... well ... they're just not special anymore! If this movie had been made around the same time as Jurassic Park, when David Duchovney was still huge from X-Files popularity (I think he's slipping these days) and special effects like the ones in this movie were still eye-popping, then it might have done better... however in today's movie world, it just SUCKS!

I'm only going to give this the overall rating... Remember that this is out of a possible five...

Overall:

I also saw Swordfish with Mark and Aaron tonight. For a proper review, please see Marks cool review below this post. Check it.


-----=====[ SWORDFISH ]=====-----


I really enjoyed the movie, and walked out with the urge to become a hacker! I dont know why exactly.. possibly due to that hacking scene where that blonde chick was sucking... whoops, i better not spoil it for all of you ;)

I loved that matrix-like scene as Mark described below. That slow motion scene really gave you a feel of the impact of the explosion, much better than a real-time 2 second explosion would show. My thoughts directly after that scene: "OUCH!! .. but so brilliant!"


It had a really cool cast, including:

John Travolta.. who drives around this awesome TVR Tuscan dream car... Its a 28MB mpeg.



Hugh Jackman, who also played 'Wolverine' in the movie X-Men.



Halle Berry, who was 'Storm' in X-Men. I must say, she does have a great set of tits on her.

Hmm talking about sets... my eyes feel like a set of watermelons.. soo tired.. must sleep.. So on this note, i'll end my lame review right here :) Please see the post below for an excellent review from the best film critic Mark, aka 'Mister'

Overall:

Thanks for the intro, Mike! Wow! Two films in one weekend! This is some sort of record! Not to mention I've rented three DVD's (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Titan A.E. and Dark City), however I don't think I'll be reviewing those...

But this evening I saw "Swordfish" which was directed by the same people who made The Matrix (and we all know that that was one very cool movie!). Interestingly, it managed to be very different to The Matrix in just about all respects. I mean the plot is obviously totally different, but I was expecting to see the Matrixish "bullet time" sequences (where the camera spins around the scene while the action continues at slow motion) done everywhere, but instead there was only one sequence like that and it was very different.

If you remember in The Matrix, all the bullet time sequences were very quiet, with all the attention placed on the visuals. The sound kinda slowed down... Well in Swordfish, nothing stops. The sound is deafaning and really makes the scene so different to anything else you're likely to see.

Back to the movie as a whole though... The plot revolves around a criminal mastermind who's recruiting hackers from all around the world. No one knows why, and only at the end do you really find out what this "Gabriel" bloke (John Travolta) is up to. (And I'm not going to give it away)

The other central character is Stanley (Hugh Jackman A.K.A. Wolverine from X-Men) who is the only hacker that Gabriel manages to recruit and keep out of the hands of the F.B.I. Driven by the will to get out of his surroundings and win back his daughter from his drunken ex-wife and her porn king husband, he agrees to meet "Ginger"'s (Halle Berry) employer for a fee of $100,000. Things get out of hand from there and he's thrown into Gabriel's world.

The action is what makes this film (it's definately not the authenticity of the "hacking" scenes). There are several scenes in which you're on the edge of the seat and you should see Gabriel's car! I want a TVR too!

The summary here is, if you're after a rather unbelievable, slightly hypocritical, exciting and fun movie, then Swordfish is a good bet! Here are my ratings:

Action:
Plot:
Effects:
Intensity:
Realism:
Overall:

And will you look at that? It's another strange movie!

Moulin Rouge is essentially a love story about two people who meet in the "Moulin Rouge" or "Red Windmill" (that's French I do believe). Through strange circumstances, they fall in love even though it is doomed to fail due to the nature of her profession.

Both Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor actually sing in the music and it's really quite surprising that they both have such amazingly good voices. Who would have thought that Obe Wan Kenobi could sing?!?

The music in this film is the best part (in my humble opinion). It's absolutely incredible! The way they manage to encorporate modern music and lyrics into the 100 year old setting of France in 1900 is very well done indeed. Many of the songs are quite funny too. Their rendition of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" is somewhat disturbing (if you've seen it you know what I mean) but others like Queen's "The Show Must Go On" seem like they were written for the song. They even had some Lamb in there! Who would have thought?!?! The lamb track is called "Goercki" and basically there's a small part where Satine (Kidman) speaks a few lines... fits in really well though.

Having gone on and on about the music though, it's surprisingly not that great by its self. After seeing the movie, you appreciate and really enjoy the music, but by its self, it certainly looses something (like the image of Nicole Kidman!?!?).

Baz Luhrmann is the director and if you've seen Romeo and Juliet (who hasn't?) then you know that he's not exactly someone who goes out of his way to make an easy movie experience. The way Moulin Rouge is made is fast pased to say the least. At times it's disorienting and at others it's impossible to keep up.

None the less, it's done with style and flair and is definately exciting to watch! I think considering the other complexities of the film... especially the music, with it's duos and counterpoints, the camera work was spot on. There are so many things you hear at the same time and the cinematography has to do its best to try and keep up.

Another aspect to the way this film was made is that (as with Romeo + Juliet) it seems to remove its self from the traditional environment.

Don't get me wrong... it's still set in Paris in 1900, but it's as if the main characters don't come from that time. They're deliberately made to be very modern people with all the traits that make them instantly appealing and understandable to people like us (hence the reason they were written that way). For me it added something to the movie. In a sense a timeless aspect to it (as it did with R+J), however for others I've spoken to, it detracted from it. Some were disappointed that the Can Can wasn't shown in its full glory, while others just said "It was lacking something".

Personally, I enjoyed this movie and you can guarantee the soundtrack CD is going to be back in the Car CD-Player tomorrow!

Ratings (out of five):

Comedy Value:
Music:
Freakyness:
Lavishness:
Plot:
Overall:

I stumbled across this pretty cool site, called orsm.ii.net. Its full of heaps of stuff, the layout and content kinda reminds me of Stile Project.. Well one section I particulary enjoyed was the 'priceless' section. And lets face it, everyone loves those priceless pics! so witty and funny.
I ended up going through the entire 29 pages of priceless pics tonight, and im going to show you my personal favourites. A majority of his collection involve people doing unspeakable things to people who are passed out.. but luckily for you I wont be posting any of those ones here.. but check out the site to see them!

Priceless Fav #1 - Paranoid
Priceless Fav #2 - Sucked in
Priceless Fav #3 - Watch that handle
Priceless Fav #4 - Thiss onee iis funyy.. damn typos!
Priceless Fav #5 - Some people amaze me
Priceless Fav #6 - Smile.. your on canded camera
Priceless Fav #7 - Counter Strike!
Priceless Fav #8 - this is just wrong...
Priceless Fav #9 - ouch
Priceless Fav #10 - haha Sara Marie?

On a completely different note... Im suprised at just how shit the standard fonts are with windows.. so I set out to find some awesome free font sites.. here are my findings:

Cool Site 1, Cool Site 2, Cool Site 3, Cool Site 4

I should be updating this post later on tonight.

Well looky here! There just happens to be a video of me in the Black Datto (see below) that you can download here. MASSIVE thanks to Franz for making this happen! You're a legend!!!

Apollogies for the long delay in adding some new news. Don't give up on us, dear readers!

Well I had a MAD Saturday night! I scored a ride in a 470+ HP (at the rear wheels) Nissan Skyline GTR!!! This car was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! Seriously, it was great! You can check out a vid of his car at a dynotune event by downloading this file. (about 1.4MB)

The way this joy ride came into happening was all due to an "unofficial" meeting of the Rolla-Boyz car club (of which I am now a member). A few friends of mine are members and we agreed to give it a try. I was with a mate in his 1994 Honda Prelude VTi-R (sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet), but we had another guy with us and it was a bit of a squeeze in the back (they don't have much room back there) so I thought I might see if another mate would give me a ride in his (slightly) riced up Mitsubichi Lancer MR.

"Do you have to?" was the reply, so I was about to return to the 'lude when "Sumo" (Glenn Sumich his name was) offered me a ride in the "Black Datto" (the GTR)! How could I resist such an offer?!?!?

Unfortunately, there's no footage available yet of me in this car, however my mate Franz (who was driving the Lancer) has a few at his website. There are a few cool movies from the night on his site including this movie of one damn fast Corolla. (it's a big one though... reserve some time). There are other vids there that are worth looking at. My mate was in the Supra when the "incident" occured! Stern words are needed to the Galant driver who cut off the Supra in that vid.

Anyways, that was Saturday night.

Sunday I went CD shopping and came away with the new Cafe Del Mar disk. Unfortunately you can't check it out at the CDNOW website, because it hasn't been released in America yet (wow)! So instead you're going to have to look at it here at Sanity Australia's website. The album is truely excellent stuff (well most of it anyways)! This is number 8 in the series and it keeps with the tradition of serving out the best in chilled, layed back music. I warn you though, my taste in music has been described as "Weird Shit" so you may well not like it as much as I do!

Other than that, I've got a few sites relevant to my car to have a look at (incidently, Austin's going to be hosting some info on my car on his "Cars" section soon). I've decided I'm going to have to do some serious mods to my car in order to get it to a level worthy of being in a car club! DaiHard is a great site for looking at modified and hotted up Daihatsu Charades (yes that's the kinda car I drive!) Another site is the Daihatsu Charade Club of Malaysia. This site's got some great technical info on how to get better performance out of your engine (so long as you have the very cool CB-80 Charade Engine, filled with EFI, Turbo charged goodness!!!!!).

One last link I'd like to add is for all the Curtin Uni guys looking at this page......... Check out your results here. I managed to pass everything! *phew*

Im sure many of you know this already, but to those of you that dont... you can make selected words be spoken in the half life/counter strike game.

Try it out... when you next play counterstrike/dod/tfc, simply bring down the console and type in speak "move your ass" for example.. Cool huh?

For a complete listing of ALL the words that you can say, check out this link.

First up, ever wondered how to do cool things with your phone to impress your friends (well they'd have to be strange friends to be impressed, but hey!)? This is the page for you. Access Communications have taken it upon themselves to let everyone know about the weird codes that Telstra and Optus have set up. There's also a section about secret codes for Nokia 5110's, but they also work in other Nokias too (at least I've succesfully tried them on 3310's, 3210's, 8210's, 8250's, 6110's, 6210's).

Next, keeping with this months theme of Desktop madness, Digital Blasphemy is another VERY cool site to have a look at. Pity that most of it is in the members section, but the free section has a nice variety of interesting pics.

Another place for desktop pictures (mainly real ones this time) is Webshots. This site integrates with a small client program that you download and it lets you change your desktop either on demand (ie whenever you press Ctrl, Shift, W) or at a certain time (every X minutes, hours or days). The website also has a huge variety of pics for you to choose from to start your collection. From scerene landscapes to motorsports or adventure sports, it's all there.

Last but not least, check out this maniac. This guy has taken it upon himself to construct a BB gun that fires metal slugs at 60 ROUNDS PER SECOND!!! And that's only his most basic model! The gattling gun is supposed to be able to do several HUNDRED rounds per second!!! Download the videos to see what these things can do!

I also decided to modify this post to add this link. Download the movie to see some VERY cool 3D animation from the guys at Digital Blasphemy.

I managed to stumble across one of those sites where theres heaps of fake pictures of like britney spears... etc. Check it out for a laugh.


Britney Spears...
Mariah Carey...
Anna Kournikova...
Sandra Bullock...
Misc Celebrities...

Sure its evil.. but its funny.

Click on the angel smiley for a suprise



And on a change of subject, Eva showed me this awesome site full of mad car videos.. looks like im taking a trip to uni to download these!

Well I've just been to see a VERY interesting movie indeed!

Series 7 (Aussie site here) is a kind of "what if" film about America's craze with "Reality TV" (eg Big Brother and Survivor) going horribly wrong.

The show in question is called The Contenders and (as the name suggests) they're up to series 7 (called "The Marathon"). They have a reigning contender and 5 new challengers. If I say too much, it might just spoil the story (and so might those websites..... so browse over them lightly) so I won't say much.

Here are my ratings (each one out of five):

Comedy Value:
Shock Value:
Concept:
Intensity:
Overall:

If you wanna see it, check out the Luna's webiste for session info. Bare in mind that it carries an "R 18+" rating (and a good thing it is too!).

If you have things to do with your spare time, DO NOT follow this link........

If you like wasting time, then follow it! You'll never find a more addictive and fun (yet very simple) flash game on the net. Very cool!

Oh... and if you're a Star Wars fan, you might just enjoy this. "To all you Vader Hater's out there... We'll blow your planet up!"

I cant believe I've never posted the RALPH address before. Shame on me.
Another cool magazine site.. is of course FHM. Another great chick magazine, which I just happen to own a few of


On another note, Ive added in 2 new cars into the cars section, and also added in more pics of my 'hot rod'

I'm assuming you all know and love this site as much as I do, but if not, check out NineMSN's RALPH site.

Sure saves time not having to scan in those women anymore... just download one of their backgrounds!