Thanks
to imacop and stileproject for this funny true story:
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident
best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted
from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the
road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right
out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett
Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced
dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams
said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that
Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered
that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume
party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose
and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated
up into the air.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of
his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his
arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just
as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that
it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him,
according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than
anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like
this to happen."
hmm... I was wondering why my 12 dolls didnt arrive at my party
!!! Thanks
to imacop and stileproject for this funny true story:
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident
best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted
from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the
road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right
out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett
Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced
dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams
said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that
Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered
that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume
party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose
and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated
up into the air.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of
his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his
arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just
as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that
it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him,
according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than
anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like
this to happen."
Trust me, you'll fall off your seat from laughing!
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I do, however, own a copy of the VCD (don't ask) and I can't WAIT
to see it on the big screen! It's going to be MAD! Not sure I agree
with his "Visuals" rating though..... I think I would have given
it 6 out of 5! 
