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Anti Bin-Laden

Well... it's time to go overboard!

A mate sent me this site with ALL the anti Bin Laden funnies you could ever want (and then some), so I thought I'd pick out my favourites for you!

Can Osama come out and play?
Flying again!
They won the toss.
Revenge!
Get 'em, boys!
Time to clean up!
Policy notice
Further reading
Inpiration comes in all shapes
So that's where they ended up!
Duke Nukem: Legend!
In-flight instructions:
Paybax!
Renovation plans:
Afraid of flying?
Summary of world events:
George's Plan
Go F16, Go!!!
Airplane Security
BBQ at Osamas!
Mug shots
Come out, come out!

Phew! What a lot! :) Enjoy!

And, just for something completely different, check out the Collection section of Newgrounds.


Pr0n and stuff

Imacop keeps on sending me cool stuff.
Heres a damn funny periodic table. But its not quite the one that you learnt in high school... And heres a 4 page portfolio/gallery of the aweseome Bobbi Billard

And hows this for a phone bill !!!

I got an email yesterday from a fan of my site. Thanks mate for the links, i'll post your email here. Im sure everyone will love it as most of these are high quality.
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Hey Austin
im always checking your site its the best. heres some porn i found for your website mate.

http://www.sexy-babes.tv/galleries/devon/index2.htm
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http://www2.purecandygirls.com/oct01jpages/kp019.html
http://petite.bestsexhost.net/doebe/18/thumbs/index.html
http://www.bestsexhost.net/redlight/soplian/daily.html
http://www.dayporn.com/1710/WSSerSer.html
http://sexy.smuthosting.net/1/wendy/
http://www.teenageraction.com/teenie/ta15/babe640.html
http://amateur.bestsexhost.net/amat3ur/blondeposer/blondeposerws.htm

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Well thats it till next time folks.



Everything !

Some people have been kind enough to email/icq me some links to put up here. Thanks guys.

Firstly, heres a cool brain test thing thats the email rounds.

Secondly, I have heaps of links from imacop. Im too tired to make this look all neat and stuff, so i'll just copy/paste what he sent me on icq:

http://www.page3.com/wallpaper/img/0712_carol_big.jpg
http://www.pumpedupdownunder.com.au/Poster/posterpagenew.htm ..fuck shes nice..
http://www.page3.com/gold/.../0801_vanya_big.jpg mmmm... boobies.
http://www.page3.com/gold/.../2901_nina_big.jpg - "shit your right, they are nice tits"
http://www.ultrapasswords.com/backdoors.html - hmmm... love the backdoor sites
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../x1024/carrie_frank01x1024.jpg - hmmm... shes purdy
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../x1024/carrie_frank02x1024.jpg - hmmm... shes still purdy
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../suzisimpson02x1024.jpg - "you missed your mouth honey"
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../wallpaper.htm - "Wallpapers Gallery - Click Here !!"
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../x1024/chloejones04x1024.jpg - "no chloe, we havent started yet." "i know, im just stetching" "ohh..."
http://www.intercelebs.com/...01x1024.jpg - "i want an extra $15 an hour or its *swoosh*"
http://www.intercelebs.com/.../brande_roderick01x1024.jpg - dont need to say nothing
http://www.bianca.com/shack/.../posts/2001_Aug_04/322879/322879.html and this link from ORSM.

Thanks imacop.

And what kind of person would I be, if I dont put up some kinda anti Bin Laden thing! So here ya go!


Various Stuff

It's about time someone added something to the site, so I thought I would...

First up, I recommend anyone who's even remotely interested in 80's cartoons, movies, music... WHATEVER, to have a look at The Empire. It's a store in Perth run by a friend of a friend that stocks all sorts of cool shit! You want Transformers stuff? This is where to find it. Anime? This is the place! Just about anything? Check it out and I'm sure you'll be pleasently surprised!

Next on the list is some news... Last week I took my first motor-bike lesson! Yey for me! I'm riding on the street already and REALLY enjoying it. It's amazing... even though I'm on a fairly low-spec bike, it's still SO FAST! (I kinda found that out by accident) And it sounds amazing. I can't wait to get my own bike! Pitty these are only concept bikes!

I'm really into a new comic series. Remember Exploitation Now? Well now I'm into Avalon High. It's in the same group as Exploitation Now (called Keen Spot) and it's really cool. Brings back the memories of High School!!!

Just something you might enjoy:
HAHHAHAHAHA

AND NOW for something totally different, I present...

ANTI BIN-LADEN FUNNIES!

We start with two animations: here and here
Then a funny pic that's been doing the rounds: here

And while we're on the topic of the World Trade Center bombing (well kinda), Mike sent me these two rather amazing links... It's an aerial photograph of the disaster scene... and it's amazing.

You can get the small (1.5MB) or large (15MB) versions.

Well... that's it from me. Untill next time!


Its been a while..

Ive been really busy lately, havent had time to update for you guys... so i'll try make this as interesting as possible :)

Firstly I'll start out with one of the all time funniest videos Ive had the pleasure of downloading. Its the one where the bloke walks up to the cop and tells him to 'Fuck off'. You MUST download this video, its a classic, even if you've seen it before, get it again. Well enough talking, here is the video (2.3mb).

Keeping with the humour, check out this axg forum post. Now, what the fuk would you be thinking if you were the dude in the picture?!?!?! And on a totally unrelated topic, check out this picture.. its a bit twisted.. but still funny.

Bored? Try the virtual vibrator. ** BBBbbbbbUUUuuuZZZzzzZZZzz **

If your still playing Max Payne, try out this Kung Fu Mod. Its soo much fun doing those flips and kicks, and the enemies seem to miss you a bit more, which allows you to get up close and kick their asses ! (and I do mean kick !). Its well worth it.

Ever wanted to make a smoke bomb?? Well heres how. (NOTE: Im take no responsability if you or anyone else somehow injures yourself as a result of entering that site and making something !!!)

And now for the pr0n... Well since I hardly ever post up porn, heres a link that has about 4000 videos on it. Use a download manager guys, and you will be set for a good week of solid downloading. If a few dont work, no big deal :)

Now this is just fuckn cooool ! Have a read of this. Its a pretty good idea if you ask me... I suppose if you go to someones house and their spider webs are all out of shape, just compare it to the pictures on that site, and you will know what the fuk they have been smoking !! :)

And what kind of update would this be, if I didnt include some anti-bin laden kind of game !! Well here ya go !

And keeping with the war theme, check this out. Apparently Canada has introduced some cost cutting into their air force... I personally cant notice the difference. Number 1 Number 2.

And if you know anything about cars, you will realisw how INSANE this engine is !! 442ci Big Block with Quad-Turbo mmm... *drool*
(NOTE: This is scanned from No. 41 issue of Zoom)
Well, I hope all that made up for my lack of news. Have a good one.


An update finally - September 30, 2001 at 1:00 PM. Posted by Austin Powers

Ive been really busy lately, havent had time to update for you guys... so i'll try make this as interesting as possible :)

Firstly I'll start out with one of the all time funniest videos Ive had the pleasure of downloading. Its the one where the bloke walks up to the cop and tells him to 'Fuck off'. You MUST download this video, its a classic, even if you've seen it before, get it again. Well enough talking, here is the video (2.3mb).

Keeping with the humour, check out this axg forum post. Now, what the fuk would you be thinking if you were the dude in the picture?!?!?! And on a totally unrelated topic, check out this picture.. its a bit twisted.. but still funny.

Bored? Try the virtual vibrator. ** BBBbbbbbUUUuuuZZZzzzZZZzz **

If your still playing Max Payne, try out this Kung Fu Mod. Its soo much fun doing those flips and kicks, and the enemies seem to miss you a bit more, which allows you to get up close and kick their asses ! (and I do mean kick !). Its well worth it.

Ever wanted to make a smoke bomb?? Well heres how. (NOTE: Im take no responsability if you or anyone else somehow injures yourself as a result of entering that site and making something !!!)

And now for the pr0n... Well since I hardly ever post up porn, heres a link that has about 4000 videos on it. Use a download manager guys, and you will be set for a good week of solid downloading. If a few dont work, no big deal :)

Now this is just fuckn cooool ! Have a read of this. Its a pretty good idea if you ask me... I suppose if you go to someones house and their spider webs are all out of shape, just compare it to the pictures on that site, and you will know what the fuk they have been smoking !! :)

And what kind of update would this be, if I didnt include some anti-bin laden kind of game !! Well here ya go !

And keeping with the war theme, check this out. Apparently Canada has introduced some cost cutting into their air force... I personally cant notice the difference. Number 1 Number 2.

And if you know anything about cars, you will realisw how INSANE this engine is !! 442ci Big Block with Quad-Turbo mmm... *drool*
(NOTE: This is scanned from No. 41 issue of Zoom)
Well, I hope all that made up for my lack of news. Have a good one.


New Chick - September 24, 2001 at 12:44 AM. Posted by Austin Powers

If you got some spare time on your hands, check out this pretty damn funny comic strip. It seems to be a LOT more ruder (is that a proper word?) than others, and funnier. Go to SexyLosers.com !!.

Also, for a bit of a laugh, check out this flash game :) Its titled Bin Laden VS Bad Dudes !. Remember the Bad Dudes game??!??! Classic :) And here is a news article clearing up all those rumours about MS Word and the windings/webdings font. Its all a hoax people.

Now on to the good stuff. Heres the latest wallpaper Ive uploaded tonight... Say hello to Caprice Bourret.



OMG - September 20, 2001 at 8:40 PM. Posted by Austin Powers

Boy, have I got a story for you! Just when you thought those crazy Japanese scientists couldnt get any more crazier, they go and pull off something like this!. How cools that!!!??
My sources inform me that the female version is still under heavy testing, since no one knows how the fuck a female brain operates ;)

And completely unrelated to that... did you know that if you push CTRL-ENTER in internet explorer when you type in an address, it automatically adds in a "www." and a ".com" to the start and end of a word. For example, open up a new internet explorer window, and type in any word at all... then push CTRL-ENTER. Bet you didnt know that :)


Movies and pr0n for you -

Yo yo yo, todays I have some South Park and Futurama episode links. These have been donated to me by Meeb$, Good on ya mate!

South Park 1 - http://respectmyauthoritaa.free.fr
South Park 2 - http://www.spdownloads.com/episodes/
South Park & Futurama - http://dewey.dyn.dhs.org/episodes.shtml


Life Support - September 17, 2001 at 9:31 PM. Posted by sexonastick

If you didn't know, Life Support is a program on SBS on monday nights at 9:00pm.

It's a full-on piss take of all those home & garden tv shows. As well as giving some cool little pranks and scams, it's just dam straight funny and well worth the watch :-)


ZoneAlarm Pro - September 17, 2001 at 3:14 PM. Posted by demosthenes

For those that wanted it here is a copy of ZoneAlarm Pro. A brilliant little firewall to stop those pesky little script kiddies from messing with your machine.

Disclaimer: I do not condone the use of pirated software. The above copy of ZoneAlarm Pro and its included serial numbers are intended for a educational use only. If continued use of this product is required, it must be deleted from your machine and purchased through a dealer.


The Main Mans 21st - September 16, 2001 at 12:57 PM. Posted by sexonastick

simple really... the creator of this great site has turned 21 :-)
well done Mike, hope you had a blinder !

Got sent a doc about these guys who got Heathrow airport to do some prank announcements. Pretty funny stuff, Grab it Here

Also got sent this funny clip of a penguin stacking it :-)

and... do we all remember cs first release ? (before beta 1)
its so old and small that the install wasn't even registered so you'll have to put your clock back to install this little baby and take a trip down memory lane :-)


Nah... We're not doomed! - September 14, 2001 at 9:13 PM. Posted by Mister

Thanks to Rowan for this:

Claim: A 1654 Nostradamus prediction said World War III would begin with the fall of "two brothers," a reference to the destroyed World Trade Center towers.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2001]
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
Two brothers torn apart by Chaos,
while the fortress endures,
the great leader will succumb,
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
Nostradamus 1654

Origins: The turmoil of recent events has us all scrambling, some to look for solace and meaning, others for the terrorists responsible, and yet others for signs that what happened could have been prevented or at least foreseen. The 11 September 2001 attack on America destroyed not only the two World Trade Center towers in New York City, a chunk of the Pentagon in Washington, and caused untold loss of life, it also shook America's sense of invulnerability. No longer do Americans presume safety in an unsafe world.

For some, that realization is an eye-opener, unsettling but necessary, in that a child's blissful unawareness has been replaced (at great cost) with an adult's more clear-eyed view of the world and its sometimes horrifying ways. For others, it spells the beginning of the end, in that they equated an illusion of safety with its reality and thus now feel their world is ending. It is the fears of that second group that are given voice in the Nostradamus prediction circulated on the Internet even before the dust had settled in New York.


The French physician and astrologer Nostradamus (1503-1566) penned numerous quatrains populated by obscure imagery that the credulous have ever after attempted to fit to the events of their times. These predictions can often ring somewhat true in that the images employed are so general they can be found in almost every event of import, but by the same token, the prophecies are never a dead-on fit because the wordings are far too general. Not that this stops anyone from believing in them; our society's need for mysticism runs far too deep to ever allow for that.

Those looking for the certainty of a Nostradamus prophecy come true have been known to sledge hammer the results to force a fit by inventing fanciful translations from the original French, bend over backwards to assert one named term is really another, and (as in this case) outright fabricate part or all of the prediction.

Nostradamus did not write the quatrain now being attributed to him. (One wonders how a guy who died in 1566 could have written an item
identified as being penned in 1654 anyway.) It originated with a student at Brock University in Canada in the 1990s, appearing on a
web page essay on Nostradamus. That particular quatrain was offered by the page's author, Neil Marshall, as a fabricated example to illustrate how easily an important-sounding prophecy can be crafted through the use of abstract imagery. He pointed out how the terms he used were so deliberately vague they could be interpreted to fit any number of cataclysmic events.

This "prophecy" is bogus. The second quatrain is entirely made-up, and the first quatrain is composed of lines taken from two completely different prophecies of Nostradamus' linked together for effect (Lines referencing "Normans" and "Mongols" which have no plausible application to current events have been excised by whoever concatenated these two pieces.) The first two lines are from a verse which describes events that would supposedly have taken place in July of 1999 (not September of 2001) and has long since been associated with a wide variety of occurrences -- both real and fictional. (An excellent dissertation on this "prediction" can be found here.) The second two lines of the first quatrain are taken from what is often cited as a Nostradamus writing identified as Century 6, Quatrain 97:


Cinq and quarante degrez ciel bruslera
Feu approcher de la grand cité neuve
Instant grand flamme esparse sautera
Quand on voudra des Normans faire preuue.


An approximate English translation would be:


Five and forty steps the sky will burn
Fire approaching the large new city
Instantly a great thin flame will leap
When someone will want to test the Normans.


Even if this is a real prophecy of Nostradamus', it simply provides more evidence of how much shoehorning has to be performed to get one of these vague "predictions" to fit modern occurrences. It cites no date whatsoever. The line about a sky that "will burn at forty-five steps" is interpreted to refer to New York City, the "forty-five steps" being the Big Apple's latitude -- never mind that New York City is actually below the 41° latitude mark, and that several major North American cities (e.g., Boston, Milwaukee, Chicago, Minneapolis, Toronto, Montreal) are much closer to 45° latitude than Gotham. As well, New York (one of North America's oldest cities) is only "new" in the sense that its name contains the word "new" (a criterion which describes many other of the world's large cities, such as New Delhi),
the flames resulting from the terrorist attack in New York were anything but "thin" (or "scattered"); and nobody has a clue what "Normans" (i.e., the French) have to do with hijacked airliners crashing into American cities.

All in all, the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 is a much better fit for this one. So is the explosion resulting from the collision of the ships Mont Blanc and Imo in 1917, which killed thousands of people and destroyed much of Halifax -- a city just a few degrees shy of 45° latitude. To top it all off, this very same verse was widely cited five years ago as having "predicted" the mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 in July 1996.


So yeah... I got it wrong, Gav. I didn't see it at a history site, someone else did! :0)


Are We Doomed? - September 14, 2001 at 3:40 PM. Posted by demosthenes

Now I dont really believe in any of this but its interesting to think about. This is the passage from Nostradamus that you probably all have heard floating around.

In the City of God there will be a great Thunder. Two brothers torn apart by Chaos while the fortress endures, the great Leader will succumb. The third big war will begin when the big city is burning.

-- Nostradamus 1654


What got me really thinking was this next passage that just got send to me. It's a passage from the Druids Annals

When the twin towers burn and the five sided fortress is hit then shall the final conflagration begin and the fringes of fire shall trace across the globe.




On a lighter note, heres something I was sent earlier today. Definitely a difficult decision.


Dingo - September 13, 2001 at 8:13 PM. Posted by Austin Powers

Dingo sent me this picture tonight, from some LAN somewhere. Damn, is this what they are all like!!??? Ive been missing out!! hehe
Too bad shes a lesbian!! And how do we know this?? Well arent all quake 3 players gay????? Just kiddin !! :)



Its a sad day today - September 12, 2001 at 2:36 AM. Posted by Austin Powers

Before today, there was only one event that had taken place in my lifetime that I will always remember where I was when I heard it. When Princess Diana died, I remember being at home playing a modem game of WarCraft II with a mate. Whatever was on TV was cut short so that a very upset and nervous channel 7 TV presenter could deliver the news.

Today another event of that magnitude took place. Terrorists attacked the United States today in what will most likely ammount to an act of war. Basically, these are the events (New York Time):


8:48 am:
A large plane, possibly a hijacked airliner, crashes into one of the World Trade Center towers, tearing a gaping hole in the building and setting it on fire.

9:06 am:
A second plane, apparently a passenger jet, crashes into the second World Trade Center tower and explodes. Both buildings are burning. Here is a photo of the plane just before impact

9:43 am:
An aircraft crashes into the Pentagon, sending up a huge plume of smoke. Evacuation begins immediately

9:45 am:
The White House evacuates.

9:51 am:
The FAA halts all flight operations at U.S. airports, the first time in U.S. history that air traffic nationwide has been halted.

10:05 am:
The south tower of the World Trade Center collapses, plummeting into the streets below. A massive cloud of dust and debris forms and slowly drifts away from the building.. (Picture description)

10:10 am:
United Airlines Flight 93 crashes in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, southeast of Pittsburgh.

10:30 am:
The north tower of the World Trade Center collapses from the top down. A tremendous array of debris and smoke is spread over a huge area. View a video of the collapse (3.2 mb)

10:45 am:
All federal office buildings in Washington are evacuated.

11:21 am:
American Airlines confirms that it lost two aircraft carrying 158 people.

11:30 am:
United Airlines confirms that a flight from Newark, N.J. to San Francisco crashed in Pittsburgh.

12:20 pm:
A New York city police official says that the number of people killed and injured could reach the thousands.


In addition, there have been several reports of other hijacked airliners crashing around the US.

It has been descirbed as "A Second Pearl Harbour." Hopefully this will not turn out to be the chain of events profecised by Nostradamus: "In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654.

From all indications, the reprocussions are going to be huge. Oil prices are already sky-rocketing and you can be sure that whoever initiated this will be held accountable by the American Government. Although they're not sure who it was yet, I heard that President Bush is quoted as saying "we will hunt down and punish those responsible" and I believe him! I heard another report that said the following: "A Palestinian group has claimed responsibility for the New York World Trade Center attacks. Abu Dhabi television reports it has received a call from the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine abroad claiming responsibility for crashing two planes into the World Trade Center buildings, Qatar-based al-Jazeera television reports. FBI sources say one of the two aircraft had been hijacked.

Whatever the situation, we can be sure this is a dark time. I wonder how many Americans of Palestinian or Arabian descent will be killed in the next few days... It's a very sad day.

This attack has been reputed as being designed for the ultimate media coverage and indeed, news all over the world is covering the events as they unfold.

For more information on this evenings events, the following sites have some very good news articles:

This site has many pictures and videos of the entire incident.
Google (yeah really) has a few links to Washinton Post, CNN (Google's got this one cached) and Yahoo! News.
ABC (Australian) has a very good service and also streaming audio in Windows Media Player and Real Media formats.
This link should be opened in Winamp as a URL to listen to radio coverage from America that is very interesting. This Dalnet site has regularly updated information.

Thank goodness for the continuous bitstream out of the US... Even in the midst of such disaster, the Internet will keep brining us the infromation we crave...

I'm sure that I speak for everyone when I say that this is a shocking event and that our thoughts will be with the families and friends of the people who have already been killed and those who have been injured. I feel so lucky I live in Australia!

--Mister and Austin

 

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