Heres
a joke from Iggy
A rich white guy in Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw
a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the token black guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich white dude said, "I have
a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich white dude's mouth when
there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy
in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing
the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing
all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke-holds, biting the
gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Japanese Judo
instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and rasing hell. Finally Leroy
strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like a Wal-Mart
goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just
staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the rich white guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
you a Million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock
options?"
The brother said "No."
The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you
want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the mother fucker who pushed me
in"