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Getaway in Stockholm - Wednesday, January 23 2002. Posted by Austin Powers


Heres the famous "Getaway in Stockholm" car chase videos. If you havent seen these before, it's basically some real nice cars going as fast as they can through the streets in Stockholm

Part 1 is with a Porsche 911 and Part 2 has a Toyota Supra and an Ford Ecort Cosworth.



You saw it here first - Monday, January 21 2002. Posted by Austin Powers



Motorvation 2002 - Sunday, January 20 2002. Posted by Mister

For everyone that didn't know it was on, sorry. I should've posted a not to let everyone know to get down to the Kwinana motorplex this weekend for MOTORVATION 2002! What an event. There were just SO many cars there, from Funny Cars, burnout cars, riced up cars, classic cars... the list goes on! Everything from classic Mustangs through to a Nissan S15 Silvia (200SX) that managed to put down 590 HP at the Dyno comp!!! Nothing else came close and it's only a 2L 4cyl!!! Another highlight would have to be the 10000+HP JET CAR.

For those of you who missed out on the fun and the action, my good mate Franz has a heap of pics and files posted on his website (he's going to kill me for linking to it here! Just cruise over to the pics or the movies.

Oh... and there were quite a few rather nice women at the event too! Who would've thought?


Babes - Thursday, January 17 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

Busy day today.. - Thursday, January 17 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

Ive got a busy day today.. so this news post is gonna look pretty shabby.. but the contents hopefully still ok

14 XXX movies thanks too Muff

Heres a kick ass wallpaper that Ive posted before, but its worth the mention again :)



You may have heard this prank call before to someones wife... but if you havent... GET IT !!!

3 small videos


A cool car clubs website.. has some excellent videos.. this one here is my favorite... its a McLaren F1 vs a R33 Skyline :)

Ive scanned in an old Ford magazine that had an atricle on turbo'ing cars like mine and also other Fords.. from the Carby 4.1L's --> OHC EFI's in the EB's. A Big Thanks goes to Dale for uploading the huge images. Check them out here if you got a similar engine.

A bit worried about the new hear? No worries!! Heres a 2002 Weekly Planner! haha So true!


A little history - Wednesday, January 16 2002. Posted by Nightblade

Since I'm new to the site, I'll give everyone a little bit of background history about myself. I'm from Bakersfield, CA, and I'm 18 years old.

One of my main interests is pr0n... er, I mean women, I would never degrade myself to look at nude women, reeeealy I wouldn't... Pertaining to this, here is a pretty cool site with a lot of pics that I visit pretty often. And, if you didn't already know, there's a great site that only asks for your credit card number for verification of age called Sexkey. It really is a no-bullshit site with it's own search engine and everything.

I've been in love with cars ever since I got my '65 Mustang, and I'm in the process of trying to get that fixed up right now. For all the car fanatics out there, here are some sites. Cars of the past, cars of the future, and something in between. Also, a cool site that has pictures and info about street racing here in Bako, for any Bakersfieldians out there.

Computers are another favorite of mine. Gaming, surfing the internet, and the like. I own my own computer business now, so I'm not going to put up any sites advertising my competition, but I'll have my own site up and running soon, and I'll get you that address.

That's about all of my personal information I'm going to put up, because I'd rather not get buttraped by some big horny guy named Bubba that finds out who I am. This is Nightblade, signing off.

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?


Big Picture Galleries - Tuesday, January 15 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

I've found some nice picture galleries for ya all. Some of the pics are very large (500+kb)



Hello everyone - Monday, January 14 2002. Posted by Nightblade

Hello fellow readers and pr0n fanatics,
I recently signed on with Chickz.org and it's great to be a part of it. You'll start seeing regular posts from me, so get ready to be amazed. You'll see super amazing things from me as well as the best pr0n you've ever seen in your entire lives.

Note: Do not listen to anything I say... It is probably bullshit anyway.

But in actuality, I'll keep the posts going and keep things interesting as best as I can. Farewell for now.

Before making fun of someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.


A suprise!!! - Monday, January 14 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

Sorry bout the lack of updates, I havent really had the time at home lately.

Sooo... in attempt to make up for this I've gone ahead and scanned a magazine that featured Kyla Cole in some excellent nude photos... damn shes hot!!!!!

This is probably the only place on the internet that you will see these photos of her.. so without making you wait any longer, my future wife... Kyla Cole


(thanks for Meeb$ for this site!) Heres a very good Simpsons, South Park and Futurama site. Its has very fast downloads and options of a huge 200 MB video or a smaller version of the same episode! Great for all you broadband people.


And I cant forget last night... I went to the Kwinana Motorplex (Perth, WA) to see the Jet Cars straight from the USA. I would have to say they were the LOUDEST things ive ever heard.. I absolutely loved them... I could feel the heat coming off from the afterburners from at least 20 metres away...
They did the quater mile in about 5 seconds at just under 500 kph !!! (thats 310 mph!!).. and apparently if you are at the finishing end of the drag strip, you can see the jet cars pass you before you even hear the sound of them !!! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !!
If you get a chance to go see them, pay the money and you will not be dissapointed!

Click here for a pic of the car

First 300mph pass in Western Australia
Fastest speed recorded outside of North America (494.79kmh/307.46mph)
Quickest ET at Quit Motorplex 5.12
Top stuff!!!


And now for the suprise. Stare at this picture for 30 seconds...


OH BABY, OH BABY !! - Friday, January 11 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

This is the best news I've heard since the Playstation first came out

YEAH BABY

Im gonna pre-order 10 copies right now


Also check out these XXX Picture Galleries that I've posted in the forum :)

Heres a sample gallery, click on the image for the rest.



Cool Joke - Friday, January 11 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

Heres a joke from Iggy


A rich white guy in Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the token black guy in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the rich white dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich white dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo
instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and rasing hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like a Wal-Mart goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the rich white guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a Million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?"

The brother said "No."
The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the mother fucker who pushed me in"


iSketch and Cars Site - Thursday, January 10 2002. Posted by Austin Powers

iSketch is one kick ass game to waste heaps of time on.

Heres the instructions:

Join other people from around the world to play a fun game of online sketching!
The object of the game is simple. Each player gets a chance to draw a word/s which the other players will try to guess.

You will be given a set amount of time to draw or guess the word. Server hints will help you along the way. After 10 rounds, the player with the highest score is declared winner and a new game starts


It sounds kinda childish, but its great fun.


And heres and awesome car site, full of videos, pictures and information on cruises and such. Go have a look at [VIPER'S GARAGE], I love it :)


Happy Birthday Mister !!!! - Monday, December 31 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

Well tonight was the 21st birthday of Mister (Mark), the other news poster on this site.

Dude we all had an excellent night, thanks for inviting us. I loved the setup hey
Was cool catching up with everyone too!
Sorry for almost setting your house on fire.. (I threw up a sparkler into the air as it was almost finished burning.. and it landed up real high into a gum tree and kept on burning... THANK GOD it didnt light up the tree!!!! )

Well its 4am... I should get some sleep. cya all


Have a good New Year - Sunday, December 30 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

From everyone whos ever posted news on this site, I'd like to wish you all a happy new years!!

Lets hope that nothing bad happens, and everyone just gets pissed and has a good time

Im gonna be on holidays from the 1st - 5th of January, so there wont be any news from me.. although my other news posters may do so if they have time

These should keep you busy for a while :)


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Ouch Ouch Ouch !!!!!!!!! - Friday, December 28 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

If your a bloke... make sure you are seated before you download this video! Every time I see it.. I can feel the pain :)

And this video is why you never work with children! Someones bound to get hurt

And if your a Metal Gear Solid fan... you'll find this very amusing :) Metal Pr0n Solid.. heheh GO SNAKE !!

If you've got a manual car, here is how you should be changing gears

Heres an excellent site with info and cool pics on the Nissan Skyline GT-R . Thanks to Josh for emailing me this link.


Heres a Skyline with a pretty wild Veilside Body Kit on it


Heres something different... its every British kids favorite TV show... Thomas The Wank Engine Looks like the shows changed since I was a kid

And to finish off.. heres a damn good joke :)

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping
off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.
After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said,
"Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch".
"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my
fare for this journey and I'll do what I bloody well want on this train." He
carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and
eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was
trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that
noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare
and I'll do what I want on this train".
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the
window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.
The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined $400 for that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers".


New Law This Summer - Friday, December 28 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

OK. Listen up ladies. It is now LAW for all bikinis to be see-through... mkay? Oh yeah, and its compulsary to shave there too :)

Example 1 - Example 2

Or it can just be so damn small.. that its barely noticable just like this one.

Cya at the beach ladies!


Merry Christmas !!! - Tuesday, December 25 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

Just wishing everyone a Happy Christmas!! Dont eat too much, just drink heaps :)

Since its christmas time, Ive got a present for ya... a pr0n movie :)
Each files only about 3mb in size though. I'll put up some more this week when I get some more time.


Right click and "save as"
If you can only hear the sound, then download the Div-X codec and try again.



The Man Show - Sunday, December 23 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

Theres this show on Comedy Central called 'The Man Show' which appears to be really cool! I havent seen an episode before but heres what the website says its about:

Each variety-style episode contains a whole truckload of man-fun combining sketch and large-breasted women in front of a live studio audience.

Ive managed to find some video clips from the show.. they are hillarious!

Right click and 'save as' on these links.



If anyone has any more videos from this show, please email me the URL or send it if you want.

Thanks!


Cars 'n Stuff - Saturday, December 22 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

Heres a cool aussie site with heaps of funny pictures in it. Some of these are bloody classics like this one.



Lost your penis in an accident or something like that? Never fear!! You can get a finger grafted in place of a penis! Cool!!!! hahha.. "Hey ladies, pull my finger"... that would be the best party trick hey! ;)

Playboy Strip Poker. In this version, you play to get money, and then you buy the clothes off her. Its pretty easy.. took me about 10-15 mins to have her naked :)

I normally cant stand VW Beetles normally, but this one gets my respect :) Its got a blown 355 Chevrolet motor in it, and it can be yours for only $20,000 US! Hmm.. personally for that kinda money, i'd get myself something else ;)

I like this Desktop picture site. Theres a few here I like, and this one here is currently my wallpaper.



Now this is just stupid.

Meeb$ has sent me a link to the latest Futurama Episode. The zip password is www.lando.co.uk :)

And so is this in its own way... Its a book titled "A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting.... riiiight....
Heres a note from the publisher:

Vaginal fisting - the intimate, potent sexual act of gradually inserting the entire hand into the vagina is an increasingly popular form of sexplay among lesbians, bisexuals and heterosexuals alike. Now, for the first time, an experienced fister and fistee explains in detail how to fist with the greatest possible safety and pleasure. Extensively illustrated, this long-awaited guide by Deborah Addington has been approved by three fisting-positive physicians and by many experienced practitioners. Also includes an eye-opening section of anecdotes and poetry by fisting-lovers, plus an extensive resource guide. A must-have "handbook" for the sexually explorative!
Hmmm.. ok... :)

And finally, heres a nice gallery of Victoria Silvstedt.

Yummy :)


Finally !! - Saturday, December 22 2001. Posted by Austin Powers

I've finally fixed the Newspro news script !! No more uploading html files each time I do a news post :)
As a result all the stuff that was on this main page (right up to yesterdays news) has now been archived. You can get to it by clicking on the "Enter The News Archive" below this.

Hopefully now, Mister and my other news posters can get involved again in providing news to you all.

 

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