1)
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
2) Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
3) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
4) Why is the word abbreviation so long ?
5) Is it possible to be totally partial?
6) Whats another word for thesaurus?
7) If a book about failures doesnt sell, is it a success?
8) If the funeral procession is at nite, do folks drive with their
lights off?
9) When comanies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
10) If your cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
11) If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
12) If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he/she has the right
to remain silent?
13) When it rains, why dont sheep shrink?
14) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
15) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
16) What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only
endangered plants?
17) Do hungry crows have a ravenouse appetites?
18) If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
19) If someone with multiple personalities theatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
22) Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
23) Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
24) Why isnt there mouse-flavoured cat food?
25) Why do they report power outages on TV?
Keep up the good work dude.
