This was posted in the Jokes section of the forum by makiavelli
:) Nice one dude.
Women's Lib International Conference
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last
year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband,
Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would
have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast
lamb." (The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would
no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing,
mine as well." (The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta
lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husban of mines,
dat I was thru pickin up his beer cans and washing his undaweah
and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild
with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued, "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da
second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da fird day, I could see
a little bit outa my leff eye."
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--Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.--
I've just got home (at 1:30am) from taking it for its first "spirited"
drive under my ownership and it's wonderful!!! Handle's like I
would never have hoped, sounds really beefy and performs like
nothing else! 
Austin's tank (even with the new exhaust) ain't got nothing on
this baby!
