Little
Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said little
Johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until
he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in
for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you
kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I
also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
as he's walking into the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or
should I? 
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-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.-
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