| Real Name: | Timothy Hayward |
| Date Of Birth: | 26/02/1981 |
| Occupation: | Mathemagician - Teacher |
| Marital Status: | Whipped - i.e. engaged |
| Outdoor Club: | Greenmount/Midvale "Razor Backs" |
| Years with the Sultans: | 2002-Present |
| Sultans Games: | You Tell Me |
| Indoor Highlight: | 5 consecutive premierships, at Champions Indoor Sports Centre |
| What's in your CD player: | Dust - I use my computer |
| What book are you reading: | Foundations of Mathematics - Second Edition |
| Favourite Drink: | Port |
| Favourite Food: | Any good Pasta |
| Your 5 dream dinner dates: | My Fiance Elissa, Jessica Alba, Mark Waugh, Holly Valance and the entire Sultans team |
| Career Ambition: | Retirement |