How To Make Gravy

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  It's the 21st of De-cember           Now they're ringing the last bell

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 Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day      Please________ don't let them cry for
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2.I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
  And Stella's flying in from the coast
  They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees even more maybe
  But that won't stop the roast
  Who's gonna make the gravy now?
  I bet it won't taste the same
  Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
     for sweetness and that extra tang

3.And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
  Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
  And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
  Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
  I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
  Do you remember the last one, what was his name again?
  Aah, just a little too much cologne!
  And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
  Cos there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight

4.Oh praise the baby Jesus, have a merry Christmas
  I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
  And later in the evening, I can just imagine
  You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
  And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her
  Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
  I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up
  Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
  You know I love her bady, she's the one to save me
  I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
  Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly
  Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
  You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
  I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back

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