Just to freak you out big bro, I just realised that I've been going to dance parties for ten years in December. What a crackup..10 years? They dont even count as dance parties now anyway. Big faceless roidhead muzza events in a sports venue maybe.

Yeah we got our Gods Kitchen tix a few days ago (it may have been a week ago, I can't keep track of time). I really don't want to go to GK, mainly because of the stories I've heard of the crowd. Thank God Miss "I boned this boy but just want to be friends because he's such a sweetie x 100948320473298462^2389473892743892) will be away because there's nothing worse than a gurning jew that I have to be nice to. Also the steroid infested muzza population will be high, along with their skinny speed freak handbags who can't dance. Not to mention it's at vodafone arena. And there will be happy pants. Oh I'm sorry, phat pants. Don't get me started. At least when I owned a pair, I was a) 17 and b) they were made out of lovely comfy tracksuit material. These days I'm surprised they stay up the denim and fireman reflecto pieces are so damn heavy.

Okayokayokay - so why, do you ask, am I even going? Hybrid. I love Hybrid. I've missed them twice and regretted it each time. This time I think I will sneak in some insanely caffeinated alcoholic beverage, proceed to get hammered and dance better than everybody else who are relying on stimulants for their moves. Pffft.
(Okay you might say that the sad thing is, it's all second nature to me now because of the numerous times I've done the same but lets leave the past where it belongs).

Fuck, when did I become 26? Ohwell, bring on 30, as long as I'm doing medicine I really wont mind. I didn't mind turning 25 so I will hardly mind turning 30. I may lament my lack of superannuation (or at least the fragmentation of it) but I dont see it as the big thing everyone else does. Perhaps I am saying this from the safety of my mid twenties but the way I see it is this; younger people annoy me and have no dress sense, I couldn't care a whit if drugs or dance parties disappeared tomorrow, and I'm happy with the choices made so far. The focus on youth in society is a two pronged fork, the first being that they are the most gullible and thus have the best buying power, the second is that our society has a taboo on death and nowhere is that more enforced in the worshipping of the young. Seeing as I don't really hold with consumerism, and death is one of my favourite talking subjects, the concept of growing old doesn't phase me at all. (As long as I get through my list of things that must be done before I die).