Courtney By Nerf Herder
Written by Nerf Herder

You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts a lot of ambition
The riot girls thought you were bitchin’
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole

Courtney Love don’t throw it all away
Courtney Love don’t you go changin’
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy when you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
The doctors fixed your nose

Courtney Love don’t throw it all away
Courtney Love don’t you go changin’
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Now I’m overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can’t I be like you and we could drive away to Mailbu
Hope I’m not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face

Courtney Love don’t throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I’m not gay
Courtney Courtney Love
Gold dust woman, never break the chains