My name is Andrew and welcome to my homepage. If you'd like to learn more about me, and let's face it why wouldn't you, click HERE. If you're a regular visitor to this site you may be shocked to discover that there has been an update. Sure, eight months is a long time to have a page with the same three crappy cartoons, but I want to pace myself. If I changed the marvel that is this page too often my creativity may dry up. This is where my naysayer friends would be quick to jump in to say that creativity wasn't my problem so much as laziness. At this point I would deliver a snappy retort, unless it takes too much effort and I can't be bothered.
Below are some interesting links to other sites.
The amateur guide to bomb disposal - Have you ever been trapped in a warehouse with a ticking bomb? This site teaches you the right and wrongs when dealing with explosives.
How To: Break out of Prison - Never serve a life sentence again. This handy little guide comes from the people who brought you How To: Perform Heart Surgery on a Budget, and How To: Convince Your Colleagues You've Been Abducted By Aliens.
Apathyman! - The Apathyman series was shortlived,
consisting of only three hilarious episodes. The breivity of the series has
been blamed on everything from difficult actors on set, to writers getting bored
and giving up. Now, a movie has been announced, and the entertainment world
is filled with anticipation. 
21/1/2002
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The persons and events on this website are ficticious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Although I did actually get a bike when I was 14. I didn't make that up. I didn't make up the bit about born in 1977 either. Nor did I make up the part where I said I was a model in France. No wait, I did make that bit up. I think the pressure cooker explosion bit was true though. Actually, that was made up too. I know that I can't sew like I said I couldn't, so that must be true. From there it is possible to make the inference that I must be a superhero.