taglines = [ // ALTERNITY ["sell interaction and athletics","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternity"], // BARDS TALE ["masters of the vorpal rat","http://au.ps2.ign.com/articles/558/558387p1.html"], // CASTLEVANIA ["darr medamorphadith!","http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Metamorphosis"], // COMPANY OF HEROES ["smells like volksgrenadiers","http://picly.us/coh/Vehicle_Sdkfz_251_Halftrack.html"], ["so many close calls with our bunt","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relic_Online"], ["I CANT SHOOT I SURE THEY CHEAT","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relic_Online"], ["do you think this is kinderparty?","http://picly.us/coh/Infantry_Volksgrenadiers.html"], ["you are scratching our paint-job","http://picly.us/coh/Vehicle_Wehrmacht_Panther.html"], ["you will salute when I arrive!","http://picly.us/coh/Infantry_Officer.html"], ["their armour is like paper","http://picly.us/coh/Vehicle_Wehrmacht_Panther.html"], ["their armour is like toys","http://picly.us/coh/Vehicle_Wehrmacht_Panther.html"], ["proving to be even weaker than we thought","http://companyofheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Panzer_Elite"], ["you've been at the candy again, haven't you?","http://picly.us/coh/Infantry_Officer.html"], ["we are crushing them beneath our jackboots!","http://picly.us/coh/Infantry_Stormtroopers.html"], // DEAD OR ALIVE ["easter two!","http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Ein"], ["only fighting will settle this!","http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Kasumi"], ["HCF, F+P, DOWN-FORWARD-UP, F+P, 360 CLOCKWISE, F+P","http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Ryu_Hayabusa"], ["victory arouses us","http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Ein"], // DIABLO ["now where would I put this?","http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/caption-this-24-the-diablo-i-rogue/"], // EARTH DEFENSE FORCE ["it's a bug, a very huge bug!","http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/After_Burner_gum"], // ENGRISH ["hey great player, don't be panic!",""], ["complajulations!",""], ["ready to crumble obscure",""], ["collect all them!",""], ["bran-new!",""], ["our dichotomy opens the combat","http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html"], ["Mr. speaker, we are for the big","http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html"], ["the geography that I stands compares you superior","http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html"], ["do not want","http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html"], // FALLOUT ["overdosed on afterburner gum","http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/After_Burner_gum"], // FIFA ["we've had a hat-full of opportunities","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_%28video_game_series%29#FIFA_Football_2004"], // FUTURAMA ["we have a vampire and an explosion","http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV15/"], // GAUNTLET ["wizard needs food badly","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauntlet_%28arcade_game%29"], ["elf shot the food!","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauntlet_%28arcade_game%29"], // GRIM FAND ["run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!","http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Grim_Fandango"], // GUILD WARS ["I have crippled on me!","http://www.google.com.au/search?q=\"I+have+crippled+on+me\""], ["I have blind on me!","http://www.google.com.au/search?q=\"I+have+blind+on+me\""], // HALO ["wort, wort, wort!","http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyjS3pxCno0"], ["mate, nice 'n' smooth now","http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Chips_Dubbo/Quotes"], ["little people first!","http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy/Quotes"], ["run for our lives, we're leaderless","http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy/Quotes"], ["come here, I have a banana for you","http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Sangheili/Quotes"], // HIDDEN AND DANGEROUS ["german tree arborists","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_&_Dangerous"], ["where you must destroy the entire nazi war machine, unnoticed","http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7OdKkZp08Y"], // IL2 ["oh nyet!","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilyushin_Il-2#Il-2_Rear_gunners"], ["winners don't play vulchers","http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vulcher"], // KINGDOM UNDER FIRE ["build more farm","http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_kuf"], // LAXIUS POWER ["put clothes off","http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_kuf"], ["we fear sunbites","http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_kuf"], // LEFT 4 DEAD ["we were just lucky",""], ["right angle retards",""], ["the overly friendly morman L4D gypsies",""], // MAX PAYNE ["funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of",""], ["the pills would ease the pain",""], ["you're in a website Max",""], // No ONE LIVES FOREVER ["where you're punched so hard you die",""], // OPERATION FLASHPOINT ["it's gun, isn't it Kozlowski?","http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?s=586a7141a292961dc0d70987b4b2eeb6&p=7728235&postcount=98"], ["vodka? vodka!",""], ["all are team red",""], // QFG ["razzle dazzle root beer","http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_kuf"], // SIM CITY ["reticulating splines","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SimCity_2000"], // SINS OF A SOLAR EMPIRE ["on guard against the banana fleets","http://sinsofasolarempire.wikia.com/wiki/Purge_Vessel"], // SLUGGY FREELANCE ["is it not nifty?","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggy_Freelance"], // SOUL CALIBUR ["a tale of swords and souls, eternally retold","http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Announcer"], ["justice will prevail! (just kidding)","http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Xianghua"], ["welcome back to the stage of history","http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Announcer"], ["wind!","http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Talim"], ["we desire a sword, a sword desires truth","http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Announcer"], // SWAT 4 ["play it safe, use the wand","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWAT_4"], ["trailers!","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWAT_4"], // TOM CLANCY ["multi sparan!","http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Clancy%27s_Rainbow_Six:_Vegas"], // TOTAL ANNIHILATION ["don't mention the maverick rush...","http://totalannihilation.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Annihilation:_The_Core_Contingency#Units"], ["fuelled by over 4,000 years of total war","http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mZZiI4ShQ"], ["can't reach construction site","http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Total_Annihilation/Units#Core"], // ULTIMA ["name, job, bye","http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.226697-The-Joys-of-Ultima-VII-A-Retrospective-on-one-of-the-Greatest-RPGs-of-all-Time"], ["beware the hoe of destruction","http://ultima.wikia.com/wiki/Hoe_of_Destruction"], ["kill wrathy?","http://ultima.wikia.com/wiki/Real-Life_references_and_Easter_Eggs#Ultima_VII"], // UNREAL TOURNAMENT ["flak monkey","http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Unreal_Tournament_2004/Terminology#Flak_Monkey"], ["combo whore","http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Unreal_Tournament_2004/Shock_rifle"], ["wicked sick","http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Unreal_Tournament_2004/Terminology#Killing_Sprees"], ["use the link gun alt fire beam to can link up","http://www.onlinegamecommands.com/ut2004/ut2004startuptips.htm"], // VON KONSKY ["shoes must be worn","http://www.computing.edu.au/~bvk/"], ["do not cook food that smells","http://www.computing.edu.au/~bvk/"], // WORLD OF WARCRAFT ["aw odd magi","http://deck16.net/phrase/"], ["oooh, santaluga!","http://www.wowwiki.com/Imp_%28warlock_minion%29"], // MISC ["we're as thick as thieves",""], ["this time it's personal",""], ["don't mix the potions!","http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20060401b"], ["from the makers of rat rally",""], ["secret lair of Storage Man and Stash Boy",""], ["hrk!",""], ["stately home of Duke Danger and Lord Snottington",""], ["down triangle",""] ]; var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*(taglines.length)); if (taglines[i][1] == "") { document.write(taglines[i][0]); } else { document.write("" + taglines[i][0] + ""); }