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Clear your gutters of leaves and mud,
Or you could have a minor flood.
[by Tom, Armadale ]
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Or if the weather is not so nice
You could have a lot of ice.
Rhonda
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If in perth to live you favour
The only ice is in the refrigerator.
bet you can't beat that for awful!! - minnie
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So if homes for penguins you're at a loss
You can fit them tween the ice cream and chops
(OOOOOOOOOh, that's bad!) - Rhonda
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it's elephants one keeps in refrigerators, at night
they are necessary to turn on the little light.
cap that one - minnie
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With their twisty trunks they turn
Left for off or Right to burn.
Rhonda
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and when, perchance, they want to hide
within the custard they abide.
minnie
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You cannot see their tails or ears
But never bite where trunks appear
Rhonda
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their only natural predators, it appears,
are the deadly australian drop bears.
minnie
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They descend from trees and fall from skies
With snarling fangs and burning red eyes.
(Or is that Cujo I'm thinking of?) - Rhonda
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which is why in custard elephants hide.
drop bears NEVER come inside.
minnie
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(laughing!) This has been too fun Minnie, but I fear my eyes and brain are telling me to get some rest.
May the drop bears ever drop and the custard ever reign.
Elephants trumpet and all is right again.
Goodnight.
Rhonda