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When you find it hard to keep your cool,
Go for a workout in your local pool.
by Barry, Bull Creek [25/9/01]
If you're powered by mental steam
you might make the swimming team
[Rhonda]
But locomotives on the brain,
Might make it difficult to train.
[minnie]
And if these mental tracks make you rail
then surely you'll have cause to fail.
[Rhonda]
failure gives a sinking feeling,
a poor idea is underwater reeling.
done too long and you will drown.
make sure that you're not upside down.
[minnie]
If a reel I would applaud
I'd have it hooked onto a rod.
[Rhonda]
with rod and reel and hooks and bait,
to drown you would not have to wait,
somebody could haul you out
providing that the rod is very stout
and the line is thick and strong
and on the hooks no bait is on.
[minnie ]
If they believe the water's fine
Then they'd swallow any line
[Rhonda]
but hide the barbs with fishy bait,
or being hooked is not their fate.
[minnie]
(header "Don't be Koi")
But if the fish I caught was carp
I'd rather eat a weathered tarp.
[Rhonda]
(and I'll have to bid you adieu on that less than inspired note..bedtime for this bonzo)