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If you really don't want skin cancer,
Then slip, slop, slap is the simple answer
[Anonymous]
PIG HEAVEN [Rhonda]
Our pinkish friends have that all beat
As they wallow in their porcine treat
ENGLISH MIGRANTS [minnie]
On the beach, you can always pick the new recruits,
Bright red skin, and they paddle in their boots.
SUNBURNS [Rhonda]
Pink, broiled, and very hot
They belong in a lobster pot.
LOBSTERLIKE [minnie]
They would not make a tasty dish,
Their national fare is chips and fish;
Batter-fried in boiling oil -
Better fish than body broil.
FEUDAL IN C MINOR [Rhonda]
Boiling oil was once reserved
For Normans and Saxons and those they served
A cauldron tipped, the oil it ran
Wiping out a span of man
LEAD ON, MACDUFF !!! [minnie]
Molten lead was also poured
From the battlements, bullseyes they scored.
And when they dredged the moat, they found
Perfect lead shot on the ground.
SHOT [Rhonda]
Shot from a cannon is bad enough
But I wouldn't care for the other stuff
SEVENTH HEAVEN [minnie]
Flying high with burning feet
Seems a pretty good way to meet
With your maker in the sky;
At least you'd end up in the place on high.
ATHLETES FOOT [Rhonda]
Burning feet or burning face
Reminds me of another place
FULL CIRCLE [minnie]
We are back to english migrants burnt
You'd think by now they would have learnt.
Burning faces !! - but perhaps
Burning feet is why they always paddle in their daps.