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You should always listen to the news,
And stay up to date with current views.
[by Tony, South Perth]
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Daily news without currents is no fun,
Currants add spice and flavour to our daily bun.
eeek!! i think that i just won first prize for the very worst [minnie]
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Currents flow with many volts
Touching them will cause a jolt.
[Rhonda]
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Electricity makes your hair stand straight;
Antigravity on your pate.
[minnie]
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But even gravity gets a rest
if your hair is sparse at best
[Rhonda]
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Perhaps electricity would make thin hair grow,
Might be a fortune there for those in the know.
Might be a case of "Baldness, be my friend"
A rich mop of hair generates money to spend.
[minnie]
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Hirsute pursuits?
Bring lots of loot
[Rhonda]
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Money makes the heart grow fonder,
Absence makes it burst asunder.
[minnie]