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If you feel that there is never enough time,
Remember, slowing down is not a crime.
[by May, south Perth ]
If in fact you commit a crime
You'll find yourself DOING time.
[Rhonda]
If a stretch of porrige you have to do,
It could make a man of you.
[minnie]
Stripes are supposed to make you thin
But you won't catch me wearing them.
[Rhonda]
If the stripes run vertical,
You will look both slim and tall.
Horizontal stripes are out,
Unless you wish to look too stout.
[minnie]
A stout is stronger than I wish
Unless I'm drinking like a fish
[Rhonda]
Drunken fish?? A sorry sight,
Aqua Vitae day and night.
[minnie]
The fish I know all bend the rules
Because they drink and are in schools
[Rhonda]
You admit to knowing piscean students
Who drink all day and lack for prudence???????????
[minnie]
Prudence never is a strong suit
in most collegiate institutes.
[Rhonda]
Studying strengthens every brain,
Alcohol softens it again.
[minnie]
Unfortunately working day and night
Causes a similar brain-ed blight.
(I'm going to have to head to bed. A very looooong week. Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow and be more scintilating company - Rhonda)