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You should be keen,
To shower and keep clean.
[ Steven, Trigg ]
Keen or not, you should shower anyway;
At least on every seventh day.
Cleanliness is next to godliness they say.
So dive right in - do not delay.
[Rhonda]
Saturday bathtime is tradition.
Scrub yourself of your own volition.
It should be your most fond ambition
To keep your skin in prime condition.
[minnie]
[LOLOLOL]
If only once water's touched your skin
I'd rather have you stand down wind
[Rhonda]
Better to stand out in the storm,
Wearing the clothes in which you were born;
A cake of soap's a good addition
Lather up in every position.
Stand then with the arms out wide.
To let the rain wash down your hide.
You will end up nice and clean,
Socially acceptable and fit to be seen.
[minnie]