On the first day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
An un-liberated [no throwing another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt.

On the second day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the third day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the fourth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the fifth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the sixth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the seventh day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Seven Snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the eighth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Eight rhyming couplets
Seven snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the ninth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Nine jumped-up harriers
Eight rhyming couplets
Seven snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the tenth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Ten tattoo artists
Nine jumped-up harriers
Eight rhyming couplets
Seven snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Eleven trick or treaters
Ten tattoo artists
Nine jumped-up harriers
Eight rhyming couplets
Seven snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
And an un-liberated [can't throw another newt on the barbie] darksome-dungeoned lesser crested newt

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The forum gave to me
Twelve months a-passing
Eleven trick or treaters
Ten tattoo artists
Nine jumped-up harriers
Eight rhyming couplets
Seven snepls spitted
Six cable raiders
Five Unicorns
Four Concordes crashing
Three rappers rapping
Two gangster leaders
AND A DARKSOME-DUNGEONED LESSER CRESTED NEWT.