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purple
righty oh!
NEWS FLASH
Aliens in New York
A source in the FBI reported a few minutes ago that the government is on highest alert after a report of aliens landing in New York. They have tried to keep this out of public view in fear of mass hysteria. The government officials we have contacted said the situation is under control but they recommend that all of New York’s citizens get off the streets and take cover in places without windows. Some eyewitness reporters talk of saucer shaped flying vessels above the Empire State Building. King Kong was reportedly furious with the infringement on his private space. The mayor’s office is already closed and there is only a recorded message telling people to stay home.
the pink panther
i’m not sure if my baked beans can on a string mobile phone is working. these mirrors seem to be causing a string phone failure. should this flying saucer hover over the you-know-what before she disappears?
the pink panther
hey! I like the touch about sheltering in houses without windows. I’m still trying to find my way out of the mirror maze and my can on a string mobile phone has become hopelessly tangled up. HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP ! can you see me yet?
phthoi the purple - “tr22xt!”
what? over?.... must *dzshht* cloud, can’t find wee *xzxsht* ople.......
the pink panther - ‘ (thinks - don’t panic)’
perhaps if I pretend to be theseus and follow the string from my can on a string mobile phone i’d find the purrrrrrple phthoi at the other end. (starts to untangle string and wind it around mobile phone can.)
purple the phthoi
must pull this off. use string to guide me to pink the oz cat (pulling)
the pink cat - ‘oh! no!!!’
if we both follow the string we will both end up halfway in and both lost
prpl - ‘to pnk z ct’
need you on board now. can’t miss this one. do you still carry the mirror?
the pink panther - ‘pnk z ct to prpl phth’
I’m still inside but I think I can lift it up (grunt! heave!). i’m not very tall - can you get it up and around?
purrrrrrrrple - ‘no strings attached’
i’ve just found you ......just had to take off my purple glasses ... just a sec ...
the pink cat - ‘now that you are here’
perhaps we had better stay together. these phones do not work very well around corners. help me to lift this thing up. if we each take one end and go in different directions we should be able to get the lady surrounded.
EXTRA NEWS - THE APPLE DAILY
The Apple is Full of Worms
There is further evidence of an alien invasion coming through various reliable channels. The people of N.Y. should make sure they stay out of sight. There are other reports that the aliens have started to move about in the streets. They do not have long arms and big eyes as previously reported, instead they are said to look like ghosts in mirror suits - close to invisible. A policeman in the vicinity of the sighting claimed he ‘saw nothing’ due to the size of his doughnut.
pnk z ct - ‘hey! you didn’t tell me’
that i’d have to paddle. my pink shoes are full of water.
phthoi the purple - ‘hey-hoi!’
brilliant! it’s a perfect fit. our idea of disguising ourselves as tourists worked a wonder. we have a problem, though. I didn’t bring my climbing shoes.
the pink panther - ‘what is wrong with these pretty pink shoes which you are wearing?’
they have spike heels !!!!!!!!
phthoi the sorry - re ‘hey! you didn’t tell me’
forgot .... very sorry. now I must concentrate on this climb. (gripping ‘her’ toes). mind giving me a boost.
pnk z ct - ‘to phth th prpl’
if everybody has to stay indoors and out of sight who is going to notice that the lady has disappeared. better phone the press and get then to send a camera crew to photograph all the nothing. we might even get a spotters’ fee to boost the coffers.
prpl - ‘pnk ct’
I know and I have prepared another press blitz to make sure everyone will find (he-he) ‘her’ gone. we just have to wrap her up first. the job takes a little longer when we are alond. could you make sure the velcro straps are free of lint?
the pnk ct - ‘the velcro straps’
keep getting caught in my pink fluffiness. this is getting very difficult.
phthoi - ‘need a better view’
of her feet. i’ve found that they are going to be the hardest to hide. make sure the dynamite next to you is ready to go in five minutes. we have to start hoisting the mirror soon.
pnk ct - re ‘need a better view’
I keep getting bits of velcro stuck to me. i’m getting into a fearful tangle.
phth th prpl - re ‘the velcro straps’
don’t worry about it too much. they’ll do the job for the time being, must be quick about the
cash. luckily I got the get-away submarine ready yesterday.
’pnk ct - ‘submarine???’
but cats don’t LIKE water. I want to go home !!!!!!
purple mess - ‘HOLD ON!’
we’ll be there soon (grunt). just help me pull on the rope that’s coming down behind you ...
pnk ct - ‘DYNAMITE !!!!!!!!’
LET ME OUT OF HERE !!! i’m caught up in velcro. how long is the fuse??
prpl - ‘SHORT’
i’m aborting ... must make sure you are safe.
minnie - ‘LOLOLOLOLOLOL’
remember this is a family forum
phthoi - ‘foot in mouth’
Guess I should have thought of that. never mind. let’s get out of this situation. set the dynamite to explode in five minutes.
phthoi - ‘submarine !!!’
don’t worry about that. you won’t get your paws wet. I just found it to be one of the better escapeways, and the police would be crazy to follow us through the sewer network with all its alligators ...
pnk ct - re ‘submarine !!!’
’LOLOL. I can see why you kept this plan close to your chest. first it is wet feet and now it is sewers! I hope that the submarine is well sealed. i’d hate it to leak all over my pink fluffy suit.
phthoi the safe - ‘swiss made’
I got the sub off a sale in Genevre. I just love the purple colour .....
pnk ct - ‘you set the dynamite’
i’m getting into the submarine. can you drive one of these things?
phthoiiiiiiiiii - ‘dynamite set’
sure, no problem. you read the manual and i’ll drive it. as easy as pie.
pnk z ct - re ‘swiss made’
ah! surplus swiss navy stock. i suppose that it is worked by clockwork. you can wind and i’ll steer.
phthoi the purple - ‘HEY!’
just because it’s not pink on the outside ... that hurt ... you didn’t even see the nice seats I put in yesterday ... now YOU drive.
pnk z ct - ‘has it got a spring’
perhaps we could both wind it right up and then you could steer it while I test the seats. where are we going?
LIVEWIRE NEWS! - THE APPLE DAILY
Plot to capture Statue of Liberty Exposed!
As a massive explosion rocked the foundations of the Statue of Liberty today, a fiendish plot was exposed. A well organised gang tried to “Kidnap” the venerable statue by covering it in mirror foil in an attempt to make it invisible. One of the suspects, a pink creature covered in bits and pieces of velcro, was seen running towards an inconspicuous submarine parked at the pier just seconds before the explosion. Another purple person came, according to the local law enforcement officers, ‘flying out of thin air’ while constantly screaming, “abort! abort!”
phthoi the grimy - ‘the rubber bands are behind you’
aren't the seats nice ... head for that opening over there. we’re going to steal from the Bank of America instead. got any ideas?
pnk z ct - re ‘ the rubber bands are behind you’
do you know the way there?? and I was practising my french, too.
phthoi the wise - ‘but of course’
I do know the WAY there but how to get IN is my problem. I thought you could apply your immense brain power on that task?
pnk z ct - ‘I suppose that’
you used up all the dynamite already! it would have been useful to have a bit left over for this job.
phth th prpl - ‘luckily’
you are sitting on a whole crate of the stuff. I always buy things in bulk. be my guest!
the pink - ‘WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!’
how old is it - I suppose that you got it cheap. look at it - it is already starting to leak. LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
phth - ‘hm? leak?’
the salesman told me it was supposed to look like that and when you look at the expiration date you’ll see that it is supposed to be fine (12.10.00) . we still have plenty of time.
the pink cat - re ‘ hm? leak?’
isn’t leaking dynamite supposed to be unstable??? when did Mr Nobel invent it??? are you sure that this is not first edition stuff??
phthoi the wonderer - ‘come to think of it’
the guy I bought the dynamite from did look a bit strange. and I also thought it somewhat odd that he insisted on doing the deal from the back of his pick-up truck in an alley. do you think ....?
the pink - re ‘come to think of it’
I think that we should VERY GENTLY CUT the rubber bands and creep quietly away before the whole thing blows u .....
the phthoi - re ‘come to think of it’
careful now, no loud sounds ... SHHHHH !!!!
the pink panther - ‘er! phthoi ......’
have you ever used dynamite before? stop complaining about a few bruises! look at my pink fluffy suit - i’ll never get the velcro out!
phthoi - ‘dynamite?’
nope, never tried it before. just saw a couple of movies when I was a kid. thought it was a swell idea. sit still, you have some velcro stuck behind your ear.
the pink panther - re ‘dynamite?’
why did we need the dynamite anyway? just because it was there, I suppose! *ouch* careful how you go with the velcro - when you’ve finished i’ll strap that knee for you.
phthoi the purple - ‘hey .. cool it !’
that hurt big time ... what are you doing to my knee?
the pink panther - re ‘hey ... cool it!’
i’m applying sports tape to support the medial and lateral ligaments and to fix the patella - you have still got a patella? the cruciates seem to be intact. you won’t be able to bend it so perhaps you should take off those silly shoes before you hurt your ankles as well.
phthoi - ‘WOW’
sorry about snapping at you before. I had no idea it actually was that bad. you’ll get your shoes back in a second .... just liked the feel of them.
the pink cat - ‘keep the shoes’
there are plenty more where they come from - unless tigger has done a bunk
phthoi - ‘gee’
thanks, I think they will go well with my purple chiffon suit.
the pink ozcat - re ‘gee’
they’ll be perfect with purple chiffon. the pink gang doesn’t seem to be very successful! *sigh*. did we get the spotter’s fee from the newspaper? how about we shout ourselves a drink with the proceeds.
phthoi - ‘news!
the newspapers loved the tip-offs and sent a cheque that will cover a hefty bar bill. let’s go and have a drink. we deserve it.
the pink panther - ‘let’s get..’
drunk?
phthoi - ‘pink?’
I see a bar up ahead. I really need a glass.
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