Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
A greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the second day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the third day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the fourth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the fifth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the sixth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the seventh day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the eighth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Eight desert maidens
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the ninth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Non Compos Mentis
Eight desert maidens
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the tenth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Ten King Kong capers
Non Compos Mentis
Eight desert maidens
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Eleven elves and wee folk
Ten King Kong capers
Non Compos Mentis
Eight desert maidens
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
And a greater hairy snepl in the snow.

One the twelfth day of Christmas
A panther gave to me
Twelve months of friendship
Eleven elves and wee folk
Ten King Kong capers
Non Compos Mentis
Eight desert maidens
Seven chopper captains
Six Colo-coppers
Five failed heists
Four people purple
Three L-E-X-Y members
Two feline felons
AND A GREATER HAIRY SNEPL IN THE SNOW.

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