Subject: Minnie the Pink KIDNAPPED
Posted By: SST NEWS FLASH
Just moments after being crowned "Australia's GREATEST Living Treasure" by Her Royal Highness (the QUEEN), Minnie the Pink vanished into thin air. Authorities from around the world have been called in to locate the tattooed Pink treasure. Inspector ColoKid is said to be leading the hunt for the Pink treasure. One clue was left at the scene....a pink stiletto that has been identified as Minnies "Going to be named Australia's GREATEST Living Treasure" shoes. These shoes were specially made for this very occasion. Inspector ColoKid is asking all of the Pink to join the hunt for their leader. We will keep you updated as to the search......

Subject: Re: Minnie the Pink KIDNAPPED
Posted By: Elwood
I'll get Jake.

Subject: Hold it there a minute, Elwood......
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
You and Jake didn't have anything to do with this I HOPE!!!! Hurry up. Times a wastin'....the Pink is in mortal danger. We are waiting a ransom note from the kidnappers. *sob* Poor pitiful PINK!

Subject: Re: Hold it there a minute, Elwood......
Posted By: Action man
Should I wake Army Barbie? You know how she likes to sleep late after a long night of... of... being on watch.

Subject: No ma'am...
Posted By: Elwood
We didn't have anything to do with kidnapping this person. But if Jake can sober up, and find his sunglasses, we can help find this person. Do you have a plan?

Subject: Army Barbie is ESSENTIAL to this mission.....
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
She needs NO beauty sleep! Better have her saddle up Belle and get on down to headquarters where we await the ransom note.... Do you have the helicopter gassed up and ready to go? Let's not have a situation like LAST time, Action Man.

Subject: Re: No ma'am...
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
What about the "show" Elwood???? Ok, get Jake and get to headquarters immediately. We are expecting a ransom note at any MOMENT!!!!!!

Subject: Helicopter?
Posted By: Action Man
That was the other guy... Army Barbie and I only do the really dangerous missions. Is this really, really dangerous? If not, we're going back to b... ummm... our watch-keeping positions.

Subject: Action Man!
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
Pull yourself together man. This is the ULTIMATE dangerous mission!!! We may need that little Robot fellow you hang around with as well....if he can keep his clutching little hands to himself!

Subject: Beedee beedee beedee
Posted By: R K Tect
Bleep bleep.
Oh Colokid, you are the best lip-smacker. Oh wow. Oh joy. Oh exultation.
Bleep bleep.
Hey baby, wanna share some fresh oil with me?

Subject: Oh for crying out loud!!!
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
Someone put that hormone in his scary little robot brain again. Action man! Get the screwdriver! It's not like I have a LIVING TREASURE to save from Evil Kidnappers or anything....Sheesh

Subject: Beedee beedee beedee
Posted By: R K Tect
Bleep bleep bleep I love it when you are angry. Bleep bleep bleep. It makes all the veins on your neck stand out. Your eyes flash dangerously. Your pituitary gland swells to 150% of it's normal size. Bleep bleep bleep. Oh marry me and I will recite my entire vocabulary of Moroccan folk songs every night. Bleep bleep bleep.

Subject: Re: Beedee beedee beedee
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
Sigh......Moroccan folk music....my favorite.... ACTION MAN!!!!!! IXNAY THE OBOTRAY......OWNAY!!!!

Subject: ColoKid, about the robot
Posted By: Action Man
Do you think a screw would help? Why are you looking at me like that?

Subject: You mean like .......
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
@@ THIS, Action Man???

Subject: Aaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Posted By: Action Man
No wait, please! Please, I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Aiyyyeeeeeeeeeee!

Subject: Smiling sweetly.......
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
I knew you'd come around. Now, on with the mission.....

Subject: The Mission
Posted By: Action Man
Yes Ma'am. I just have to go sick first..... I've suddenly developed twisted-spine syndrome. Hay, what's that robot doing, hanging on to your leg like that? Are you sweet on him, or something? Oh no.. you're wearing perfume. Isn't that "Passionate Embrace" by Christian Eeyore? You KNOW what that does to him.

Subject: Robot?????
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
RK TECT!!!!! Get a grip man....um robot um......you big bunch of BOLTS. Go sit in the corner....or with Uncle Action Man....there's a dear. NOW.....looking for Pink......

Subject: Oh Inspector ColoKid
Posted By: R K Tect
Beedee beedee beedee I love you! You have such a kisser. It knocks me out every time. Beedee beedee beedee And you are such a big girl. 38DD, aren't they?

Subject: Whistling while she works
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
(Sounds of machinery hitting the wall) Looks around at 50 bazillion parts that USED to be RK TECT Now, to find the Pink Treasure who is probably hungry and cold and not in a suitably Pink environment.

Subject: Ransom Note received.......
Posted By: Scary music playing in the background
We gots the Pink. We are evil. (Evil music plays) ((It's a sound included ransom note)) We wants money and jools if you ever want to see your living treasure again. PS: Who did the TERRIBLE tattoo job....Simply AWFUL!!!

Subject: Re: Ransom Note received.......
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
Ok guys, take it easy. First, we want to hear from the Pink....to know she's ok. Then....we'll answer ALL your demands....NO funny business (crossing fingers behind back)

Subject: Funny Business?
Posted By: Action Man
That's not really, really dangerous. I can't wake up Army Barbie for THIS! Besides, she doesn't have the right colour shoes and accessories for this mission. We need to go dshopping again.

Subject: I think perhaps Action Man needs a NEW mission......
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
It appears he's a bit too comfortable in his current one. Maybe he needs a NEW partner. He'd make a great partner for RK TECT and then I could get Army Barbie BACK TO WORK!!! Action Man.....a living treasure is at great risk!!!!! Pull yourself together.....or it's RK TECK for you!

Subject: Re: I think perhaps Action Man needs a NEW mission......
Posted By: Action Man
A sleeping treasure exists here too, and I have to guard here very carefully. We practice mutual covering fire when we're in the shopping malls, diving in and out of various stores to gain maximum protetion. Quite often, she'll buy clothes and things just to provide us with some cover, because we can use the store bags as we proceed to the next store. It would confuse a sniper, you see.

Subject: Sigh.....how the Pink puts up with it, I'll never know!!!!
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
Oh but of course, that DOES sound dangerous. Ermmmm, you DO realize that the Pink is the BOSS OF YOU don't you.....and while she is away the credit card bills don't get paid.....making shopping an even MORE DANGEROUS proposition. Are you getting my point here, Action Man. Are you HEARING me???

Subject: No credit cards?
Posted By: Action Man
This is very bad news.... Army Barbie needs new nail polish, too. All the colours she has are last year's. And it's been ages since she was at the beauty parlour.... Thursday, I think. We're down to our last six cases of paté de fois gras, and only have one unopened 45-gallon drum of lemonade. How do you expect us to remain mission-ready if you don't fund is properly? I suppose we could sell some more of the weapons.

Subject: Sigh.........
Posted By: Inspector ColoKid
I can see that I shall have to contact Army Barbie directly to whip you in to shape....sheesh. Men!

Subject: Re: Sigh.........
Posted By: Action Man
No, the whip is Wednesdays.

Subject: Pink takes a Powder
Posted By: SST News Update
This just in, Inspector ColoKid is having some difficulty getting the members of the Pink to work. In the meantime the Living Treasure is still missing. Inspector ColoKid has had the ransom note checked by the finest ransom note checker in the world who has come to the conclusion that the perpatrator of this vile act is definitely NOT from the UK. No "u" was thrown in to any of the words as those Brits have a habit of doing...ie color becomes colour....... Inspector ColoKid has vowed that she will work night and day to return the Missing Treasure to her country and erm.....gang of thieves.

Subject: Language Barrier
Posted By: Action Man
I think this could be the work of the Mediterranean Free Oyster Brigade.... perhaps I'd better order some fresh oysters in so that Army Barbie and I can start on them right away. You never know what might come up.

Subject: Updated Update
Posted By: SST News Update
Late this afternoon, Inspector ColoKid received a belly button stud in the mail, believed to be that of Minnie the Pink, Australia's living treasure. Inspector ColoKid ran from her office to follow up this important lead.....(well, she may have been running after Action man to womp him on the head a few times, but for this journalistic endeavor, we choose to believe she is HOT on the trail of the kidnappers)

Subject: Does this mean.......?
Posted By: Action Man
Does this mean that The Pink now has an unfastened belly button? We'll have to get after her right away before she leaks away. I'll have to change into my commando frogman outfit.. this is going to be a navel action. [groan]

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