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Subject: A hunting we will go.. A hunting we will go..
Posted By: Sis
Hi Ho the cherry-o a hunting we will go!! hmmm where to start...I think ill head over to Mr. McMurry's lawn to fetch me a lawn chair.. *whistling* (because i DO whistle while i work) no one can see me, since im in my all black garb.. looks like the lights are out..
OUCH.. shoot..a sprinkler head.. oh well.. there it is!! oh yes.. lime green, just as my list says.. OK.. next on the list - leftover halloween candy.. but you have to get it from the nieghbors.... GOOD LUCK!
Subject: Very Good Sis, but.....
Subject: OK OK..
Im headed over to the Holiday Inn...to their pool.. Im getting on my snorkeling gear.. because im not all that good of a swimmer... TADA.. one aquatic device..arm floatee thingies.. (im keeping these bad boys.. so i can drop this snorkeling gear..)
Okay tigger.. B!
Subject: B? Hmmmmm let's see
Wait, here is one..oh wait.it's a blasted Bromeliad..I don't think they count. Maybe a little saunter over to the local nursery. AH HA! The beautifull butterfly bush...one Budliea coming up! :-)
OK Sis..you got C! ;l]
Subject: Time for C!
Go Tigger!
Subject: ACK !!!! I don't want to do D !!!!
Subject: And now the letter E
Hmm what about this one?? Short to the ground. perfect for my short legs.. ok tigger.. I'll sit in it, and you drive me around the store.. that's the real way to test this puppy out!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........... *CRASH* oops.. sorry sir, we didn't mean to make you drop all those computers... (tigger.. look what you did, you should have slowed down!) Okay, this 19.99 one will do.. one ergonomically correct chair!
Subject: F = Flighty Female
Subject: Re: F = Flighty Female
Your turn Sis.... ;]
Subject: g?? How in the heck am i gonna do this one?
What's this?? When I returned, I found Marsinta and Krage holding hands??? I never knew.... I had to take the MusicBots with me, since I don't know the first thing of playing this silly thing, but I got it! I also think I sprained my back.. ouch.
Subject: Heavely Hairlines = *H*
Hmmmm heavenly...doesn't necessarily mean you *have* to have hair! Oooh I think I should hunt down Kojak! Wonder if he is still alive? Would that matter? Oh I could kidnap our new PHB = pointy haired boss ...that look always stands out in the crowd. But does not necessarily meet the *heavenly* requirement.. Hmmmm AH! Pickard, yes, definately one to go grope for...ah I mean...look for.. brb.
OK Sis...your turn. ;]
Subject: *-H-* Helium filled balloon
What do you mean I'm not allowed in here anymore?? No, I haven't been abusing the helium tank, my voice is always..*normal voice returns* like this.. err.. I mean.. I've got a cold, so it's been doing funny things lately.
Can I just have a Helium balloon? Thanks..
It's up to you Tigger!!
Subject: I.. for...
OK.. j tigger.. GO!
Subject: J...juggling jocular Johnny-on-the-Spot
Ok sis....K is yours. ;]
Subject: *K* Kicking Kangaroo
Subject: Oooo a fun one ... *L*
"Database, Database Programmer Man
One most engineers and techies can relate to. Maybe Rhonda should become a modern day Mother Goose? ;] Love ya.
Subject: M....Musical Mischevious Mimes
Hey, I need to find a Muscial Mischevious Mime, can anyone help a poor moose?? HELLO????? HEY.. will one of you answer me.. Oh never mind, I'll just browse.. Hmm.. this one can dance..but there's nothing so mischevious about that! OOhh.. there's a mischevious one.. setting up Whoopie cushion for the instructer..lemme go see if he's musical. Hey.. silly man, can you dance while you do that?? Look, he can electric slide, AND be Mischevious..
yippeee.. im done with M!!
Subject:
LOLOL Are you kidding???????? LOLOL Maybe I could find instead a Nocturnal Noctule... OH there is one flying my way..*ACK* straight for my hair! *BAT* Oh well, maybe a Nevermore Nocturnal Noctule? LOL ;] (a Noctule is a bat...just for reference) (it's getting late here LOL)
Subject: O - I could do the obvious..
Orville the Orc.. but theres no challenge in that, I know where to find him in a pinch! How about Over-sized Oscilating fan?? OK.. where would I find one of those? Oh, on a football feild, at least that's the only place I see big fans like that! To the KingDome.. where the Seattle SeaHawks reside...Ok.. I think I can make it past security... and even if they stop me, surely they will let me in once I explain to them that I'm playing a game, and I need one of their fans.. *running onto the field* HAHAHAH, they didnt even see me, must be this uniform that threw them off!
security - "excuse me sir.. we don't have you on the roster Mr. 2000" AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH... HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING DOWN.. I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH.. IT'S ON TOO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH *zip... off Sis flies, from the gust of wind from her oversized oscilating fan*
Subject: P ~ and NOT what you think!
OK guys which way do we go now? How do we get out of here? What do you mean you're not sure? You just said a minute ago you couldn't fail! Go left? OK.. What? Go right? Which way *do* you mean? Great! Now they went into a hundle..bet they will be there for hours trying to figure *this* little problem out. (tap tap tap) Oooo nice colors...can I hold that for you? ;]
OH SIS? Can you call 911? These guys are worthless. ;] Your turn.
Subject: Q -
Subject: R - cha cha cha
Your turn Sis ;]
Subject: S...
Subject: T (well)
OK sis, you're on! ;]
Subject: U -
Subject: V stands for Veggies
Back to you sis. ;]
Subject: W...
NOTE.. no actual waddling waterfowl whistling Dixie were harmed in this posting.
Subject: X (sigh)
OK sis....I'll be back you carry on. I will return triumphant! ;]
Subject: y
*yodel-ay-he-hooo* OH??? Is that a yodeling contest going on? Let me go check it out! Look, some yaks! Drinkin yoo-hoo! My they look young don't they?? What are they gabbing about anyhow?? Yaktalk - Wow, this is some great Yoo-hoo isnt it dude! - yeah.. but my parents wont let me drink yoo hoo - man.. that really stinks.. i hate parents - what about these yams.. will they let you eat that. - no.. they only let me eat grass.. something about growin hair on my chest - HEY did you go to that concert last night? - yeah.. so cool dude!! That group rocked! - but I didn't do my homework - me neither - so.. what are you doing after detention today AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON : )
Subject: Z (hope everyone notices)
So while I was there decided I should stop in and visit some long lost cousins of mine. What hospitality they extended. We laughed for hours. I stopped and nodded to the Zebras next door...always a good thing to do, they get so gossipy. And at the end of it all, and with all the adventure this little treasure hunt brought, I was exhausted. I decided to spend the night. They let me curl up and catch a few Zzzzzzzzz's.
Good night Forum from Sis and me! (If you ever got this far! LOL) We had fun and hope you did too. ;]
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Posted By: Tigger
One lime green lawn chair is out of order... you need to start with the A's ...find the most obscure thing that starts with the letter A. ;] like a stuffed Arkvark...(I'm I must have one here somewhere)
Posted By: Sis
A- Aquatic device ( i already have a stuffed aardvark..and man.. stuffing it sure was aard-varkget it!! ahah)
Posted By: Tigger
-B- Blooming Bush Ack! Itch...Oooo..more itches... I don't that was the sort of bush they meant, thought it's starting to make *me* bloom...
Posted By: Sis
-C- Chocolate Chips Hmmmm How'd I get so lucky?? Never mind the fact that I made it up, I still consider myself lucky!!Off to the Hershey Plant I go!! *skipping*... (hours pass) Ooops.. sorry about that.. I was on the taste testing tour, and fell into a vat of chocolate.. then got sucked up the Chocolate tube!! (or am I just living vicariously through the life of the Willy Wonka Movie) Whichever.. One bag of Chocolate Chips to add to this Alphabetic collection!
Posted By: Tigger
Help get me down!!! (stuck way up on a chain link fence outside local junk yard) :-/ OK OK! I found D = dangerous dallying dog
(still think that is an oxymoron) "Would *someone* call him off?" I first thought of dalmations..but they are always out there with the firefighter..neither dangerous or dallying. Then looked at a dachsand....just laughed! LOL Then, a Deerhound (maybe dangerous for the deer, but no) Ah I thought a Dingo, but couldn't get close to one, dangerous but wayyyy to sharp to be dallying. Ah I thought, after that, a Doberman is both dangerous and dallying (not the sharpest of creatures) and I knew Jerry of the local junk yard had one. How did I know that he was there to *guard* the place... HELP !!!!!
Posted By: Sis
-E- Ergonomically correct chair Hmm.. where would I find those? I suppose I could look online, but you can't get a good idea how those things work. So I'll head over to the office parts store. Doobee doobee do... Hmm this one has a small jet propulsion huh?? How does that work WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA... I don't think thats so ergonomically correct..
Posted By: Tigger
WHAT?!!!!! Why are you looking at *me*????? OH no........
Posted By: Tigger
NOT ME!!! *But* look who I found !!!!!!!!! Amelia Airheart (or what that Earhart?) I like the other way better! LOL What about ? (A flighty fee male)= Howard Hughes (A flighty fee mail)= Airmail
Posted By: Sis
-G- Gargantuan Grand Piano To the music hall, of the Starship Titanic.... Though once I get in, how in the heck am I suppose to get it out, since you can't tour the ship after you've won the game?? Oh that's right, must be that third ending.... ;)
Posted By: Tigger
Heavenly Hairlines? Well heard mention on SGT that Fabio's hairline was a bit heavenly....but who want't to confuse an eyebrow when trying to run you fingers through someone's hair????
Posted By: Sis
*high pitched voice, very much like the Chipmunks* What??? I wasn't suppose in inhale helium?? Well thanks a lot for telling me now.. It's all gone now.. so I guess I need to find another one? Ok... Guess I'll go back to the Discount Party Store, to get me a helium filled balloon....
Posted By: Sis
IDIOT!! uh.. that would be me.. Since I posted the wrong letter..
Posted By: Tigger
OH JOHN !!!!!!!!!???????????? COME HERE...NOW...ON THE SPOT! (good boy) Now stop that...you're making me laugh. Yes, I know you a funny guy, but save that for the judges out there! sheesh.. comics..all the same! OK. Now John can you juggle? You don't know? What do you mean? Here take this chain saw, apple and ball and keep them up in the air, or else you might lose a limb. (ooo not bad, the guy *can* juggle, wonder why he ain't so jocular any more. :-/)
Posted By: Sis
Well, the only place to go would be the obvious! Russia, duh! *jetsetting to russia* Huh?? What do you mean you don't have kangaroos.. *jetsetting to AUSTRALIA* Hmmm.. that taxi driver to the airport told me there were Kangaroos in Russia.... he must've been pulling my leg... Okee dokee.. here I am in beautiful Australia.. and whattya know.. none of them say "Would ya put another shrimp on the barbie" They just looked at me and laughed.. OH.. theres a Kangaroo.. Come here lil Kanga.. I've got a treat for you... Hey there fella! WHOA *ACK* I guess *ooch* this is why *OWWWW* they specified *STOP IT* kicking kangaroo *uumph* there was no way to *aaaggghhhh* avoid the kicking part!!!
Posted By: Tigger
L = taking literary license I have a brilliant one, done by our own local captain Rhonda! Sung to the tune of Patty-cake Patty-cake, a famous Mother Goose rhyme. ;]
Make me a view as fast as you can
write it and role it and mark it with D (done)
So we can see it Both user and me"
Posted By: Bullwinkle : )
Sis called me in on this one, since they are my very favorite, and I know EXACTLY where to find them!! Why the Performing Arts School for Mimes is just down the street... *Sauntering in, as well as a moose can saunter*
N Posted By: Tigger
N = a Nobel Prize winning noesis...
Posted By: Sis
me - "oh.. hee hee.. well you see sir.. I'm looking for an oversized fan"
security - "Get in the crowd, you'll find plenty of fat fans in there."
me - "no no no, I mean those fans, that you use to cool off the players, I need one of those"
security - "oh is that all.. ok.. here ya go"
Posted By: Tigger
"Partially Precocious Problemsolvers carrying Prisms"
Posted By: Sis
Quirky Quizzes.. Hmm.. how about that one that you can take to find out if you are a crazy lunatic that spends too much time on the internet.. Lets see... - Do you spend more than one hour at a time on ONE website.. *check* - Is your only socialization in the forum of a chat forum *check* - Do you make up games as you go along on this chat forum *check* hmmmmm what does this quiz infer??????
Posted By: Tigger
*Rhonda the Rambunctious Rumba Queen* (no relation to any SST captian) ;] This way Rhonda...yes I know, one to three, cha cha cha...yes I know you LUUUUUUUV to dance. Yes I know twelve championships in Miami alone. Very impressive, cha cha cha. Oh Rhonda, no I don't think that he wants to dance right now. Policmen *usually* frown on that while in uniform, cha cha cha. Yes, thanks sequins *are* attrative...thank you, I think it will look good on me, cha cha cha. Right left, cha cha cha. Who needs this....where did you say they have a mirrored ball? cha cha cha... let's go
Posted By: Sis
Silly Soldiers Standing on Surfboards, Slowly sailing out to sea.. Well, I'll never be able to get to them, Cause they're out to sea now!! Okay, how about: Salivating Squirrels squabbling over Scrumptious Snacks in the Sequoia National Forest.... Rocky : Hey, I want the Pistachios.. Squirrelymom : Fine you take the Pistachios, but I want all the acorns.. Rocky: No, I want the acorns, you can take the Peanuts Squirrelymom: PEANUTS!! Whaddya think I am, an elephant?? ROCKY!! SQUIRRELYMOM!! You two knock it off, there are plenty of nuts to go around... (kinda like in this game huh?????)
Posted By: Tigger
I *could* go for the obvious, but nobody thought Tiggers as obscure enough....go figure! ;] Ok T = Timid Torpid Torpedos Now come on...you can do it! Get going there little torpedo. See that target out there? You are *supposed* to go blow it up. Don't just lie there! (gives a little shove) Come on, move! (harder shove) What are you *depressed* or something??? Here watch me, do like I do! (swims the target and shouts *BOOM*) (swims back) See? Just like that? Nothing eh? Ok, maybe just suntanning for awhile. Here, want some oil? ;]
Posted By: Sis
Unbelievable Urchins playing Ukelele's woo hoo... I get to go to Hawaii!! At least my letters are allowing me to go play in distant lands!! Now.. wait.. I must stop and get me one of those Hula dancing dolls that dance when you place them on your dashboard... Ok.. now that I've got that.. off to find those urchins.. Oh man, under water again?? Well, at least I have my floatee thingees from A.. ahhh A.. that was sooo long ago.. Ok snap out of it girl, you've got a mission.. *underwater* Hmm.. look at all these beautiful things.. let's see.. - Obnoxious Octopus playing an Organ.. no.. - Star-Struck Starfish playing the synthesizer.. no.. - Dancing Dolphin playing the drums.. no.. - Fancy Fish playing the fiddle.. no.. - Wonderous Whales Waling out tunes.. no - Crazy Crabs Crooning to Crosby Stills and nash.. no.... - Lovely Lobsters listening to "la Vida Loca" .... no AH HA!! An urchin playing a Ukelele.. NOW THATS UNBELIVEVABLE!!!
Posted By: Tigger
but not like the kind you have every day. These are Very Vengeful, Vienna Veggies with Vendettas... Meet Mr. Parsnip angry that the Turnip family gets all the attention, and therefore more are grown each year in farmer's fields around the world. He has brought with him his waltz-a-matic. It slices, it dices, it juliennes. Amaze your friends and eliminate your enemies.... Oooo I can't watch....
Posted By: Sis
Waddling Water Foul, whistling to the tune of Dixie... Off to.. where else! DIXIE! Wait.. where in the heck is Dixie anyways... Ok.. well.. here I am in Dixie land...Think I'll go check out this yard sale while I'm at it! Wow, look at this.. a pink flamingo yard statue! Oh, and a rustic old Ford! Ohh, and a crikity old rocking chair.....sheep?? Who would want to sell sheep in a yard sale??? WHAT?? This ISN'T a yard sale.. It's your stuff in your yard?? Well, I thought what with all this vintage stuff out here, you were selling it!! Oh well! *Dukes of Hazzard Horn, bellowing in the background* HEY. FOLLOW THAT CAR!! Bo??? Luke?? Daisy?? Carefull! Don't back into those Whistling Duc... OHHHHHHHHH.. well there goes W - and I'm not tryin something else.. take it or leave it!
Posted By: Tigger
Now this is stretching it a bit...guess I head off for the symphony. ;] X = a xylophone undergoing x-ray therapy for fear of xylophagus insects. Or maybe the hospital is the place to look. Where *does* one take an xylophone that might have been infected by xylophagus insects? Ooo even the thought it it...it would be like getting eaten alive. *shudder*
Posted By: Sis
WHY you ask.. well, it's because I'm looking for *yawning* Yodeling Youthful Yaks eating Yams and drinking Yoo-hoo Yammering on and on and on and on and on and on.... So I'm thinking, to end my journey, I must hed to the mountains. No not the swiss alps, but rather the less known Swiss Yakapolaoosa Yiddish Yo-Yo Yarn range. *hmming, with my handy dandy swiss army knife, ready to carve out the yolk of this egg* AHH.. the air is so refreshing... whats that I smell.. some Yoo-hoo.. of course they would have a fine chocolate drink here in Switzerland! Oh look.. a Yam farm! YUMMY!
Posted By: Tigger
that I lucked out with *both* X and Z...LOL Well, it turned out fine in the end. I was off to find my treasure. Z = a zoophobic zookeeper. I went to the local zoo and looked and looked and couldn't find ONE zoophobic zookeeper. I guess that is a good thing.